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My boss would probably gag himself to death at the smell of popcorn. He has issues 😂

I reentered the office after my lunchtime walk & thought we must be helping someone with limited access to soap & water so I braced myself to smile through my tears. But nope. Some selfish clod microwaved onions

There's a bustle in the hedgerow?

Thank you! I haven't tried drawing a flower in a while so I was sort of surprised how it came out

I don't like any of them

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You didn't specify men's or women's but you could try a search for board shorts or maybe capris or peddle pushers or gauchos or hi-waters.

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Maybe we're just weird😬😂 Also thank you for not picking on my grammar. You're a good egg.

I would describe me as eccentric except I feel like I need more money

We all have to hit the reset button now & again

Good idea! I think it's such a freaky picture. My daddy had eyes that color. She's home. Lots of meds but no oxygen so she's 😊

My go to is always to give it back in spades. Call them precious and do it with a Gollum accent

😂 🤦‍♀️ people who are obsessed

Waiting in the parking lot for my sister to be released from the hospital. They're trying to determine whether or not she needs to go home with oxygen

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I cannot get this song out of my head. I'm not even sure I want to anymore https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

Forsythia

This made me cry & smile. Thank you 😊 ❤️ I needed that

In a job ad: "rockstar,""intrapreneur," "fast-paced," and too wide a salary range

How we act like it's a crisis when the doorbell & the phone ring at the same time

I feel this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKuJUxGntRI I once knew a man who named his good thing Thunder. Too bad he never brought the lightning

When someone says "great question" they don't have the answer but will often continue to speak for several more minutes explaining how they don't have the answer.

fine ballpoints that skip when i write fast

My sister who lives with me is hospitalized with flu & pneumonia. My middle boy is home sick with flu & is so fatigued. & I should probably be at home but I’m saving my sick days for when I’m dead.

I found a new and horrifying wrinkle under my chin

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