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This is so cool! I think my dog is a hindrance. I'll have to go out without her

We have a lot of birds but I wouldn't say that they are my friends. Yet. Although a couple of years ago the mockingbirds learned my middle son's name 😬

I'm going to do this! I've always wanted Bird friends.

hyyy, So you're here every day and you just don't say anything?

Like Prince said

@honey_honey_12 there are a couple of blue jays swooping at my head when I walk the dog. Made me think of you. That sounds bad but you know what I mean.

Oh! And the one about the convenience store guy and was it the same guy or was it a different guy and you always buy the same drink. I'm getting my stories mixed up now you're gonna have to retell them

I always enjoy your stories. The parking lot chronicles kept me entertained for a long time

How much some people need people to listen to their stories and laugh at their jokes, and how much I don't have it in me. I can't nod and chuckle and make appropriate amounts of eye contact and pretend boring stories are interesting. I can't.

Something that covers your body in black or dark/somber colors.

I like people who are good just because they are and not because they expect a reward. It occurred to me that this idea has religious implications but I was thinking of "nice guys" who are nice to their partners or hoped for partners in the expectation of sexual favors, rather than simply being nice because of true regard…

Big *kitten* salad. I've already eaten a quarter of it

Protein mug cake. Again.

a girl's girl 🤗❤️

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I like the ribbons!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W05cPXpUHGI

So many more reasons to like you❤️

When I had leftover dinner for breakfast

Peenies?? I love them!

Why do mine keep going missing? Plus I am always on the hunt for the perfect shape and size. That's what she said

Oh! You've been here before! You look very pretty

Dear scammers, You know what gives it away? You talk too much.

A coworker I don't see often said I look great and asked how much weight I've lost recently. (It's ok. We talk about fitness & body goals all the time. We have that kind of relationship. Context is everything.). It felt good to say that I've only lost about five pounds since the last time we spoke but I'm lifting heavy and…

Thank you bebe ❤️

Argyle

😂 I pictured that all wrong

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