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Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

It's because it got a lil cranky & who needs it

Why do people smell so bad and stand so close?

This. This is perfect. Thank you for saying it. And it's another reason people should pause before giving unsolicited advice. You might not know the personal limitations. There are other reasons of course. The first time I saw an athlete doing quarter squats I thought they were whacky. Turns out it was a sport specific…

rama lama ding dong Omg is it rama, whama,shama...?

If you like these flavors this is worth the chopping. I subbed ground turkey for beef and fresh ginger instead of dry https://natashaskitchen.com/wprm_print/81723

typical

I'd rather climb a hill for an hour than do 4 minutes of HIIT

Peter and John running to the Sepulcher Eugène Burnand

Hey there Captain

Toes

This is wonderful. I'm really excited for you

Facts

hyyy, tbh I don't know anyone else with the audacity to talk like you

I've used meetup with mixed results. I found a decent local hiking group that way

humor

I'm not near you but I'm crossing fingers you find some nice local peeps.

My most cerebral and introverted child is turning out to be the most socially active. I am really proud of the way he has intentionally created community for himself in a way that suits his needs. Today he has a golf scrimmage followed by dungeons and dragons followed by Warhammer. It'll be a late night but tomorrow begins…

I gotchu

I love paper straws. The scratchy texture of plastic bothers me & I'm afraid I'll impale myself on a metal one. Have you seen those side sucking straws meant to minimize lip wrinkles?

These are essential office items

Also @MelG7777 because she's thoughtful & funny and because she's nice to me

hyyy, Don't be discouraged. Keep on going. Keep being yourself. ❤️

the soft, tender-hearted people in my life, who feel the feelings and do the work

I just did a better than body weight deadlift. My grip started to give just as i locked out but I'm still counting it. Finally getting where I want to be

Alternatively, you could've clarified your intentions.

I'm wearing heels & my butt pain is much diminished because of it 🤨

Speedy recovery to you. It's nice to see you here