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I am seeing ads for Christian compression shorts and Christian weight loss shakes

Commercials that use religion as part of the sales pitch

That’s a good point Something about this post tingles my Spidey senses

No, see there was this virgin stingray, who had no other stingrays around her, and she became pregnant and the question was whether or not it was parthenogenesis or was she impregnated by one of the sharks. I think the test resulted in a decision in favor of parthenogenesis- virgin birth Actually now that I’m thinking…

Stingray Jesus

My oldest son planning his summer sea term. Excited & anxious

In the morning when I rise You bring a tear of joy to my eyes and Tell me everything Is gonna be alright

I have coffee & I hear birdsong & I can even identify some of them by sound. If this was all of life I’d be happy always

When I moved my kids from homeschool to public school several years ago, my now 16-year-old had some deficits and had to be put back one year. Well school is getting on his nerves and also they are hemorrhaging teachers and they don’t have the right teachers to teach the right subjects and I’m getting pissed and he’s…

One day. I know everyone here is supportive & encouraging but I still feel weak & fat 🙄

This thread needs to stay right here where I can comfortably lurk

It has to be better than Groton

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3uBWsj/

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Actually, you know what I wanted to ask… Did you see any of the models from that fashion show in which Pat McGrath did the make up and they looked like dolls? I thought that was so amazing.

I enjoy your shenanigans 🤗

Ok now now I’m on an investigative mission. If I wind up looking silly I will take a picture and post it.

I just did the math. That is amazing progress. Incredible strength.

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

I wish I had mastered consistency 20 years ago But at least we have today 😁

Something is different. Glad it’s clicking for you

Thank you for restoring my hope 😁

Conversation with my sister

Ya think valentines chocolate is on sale?

😂🤣😂 every time my boys show off their muscles I tell them “you got that from me” & it’s true 😁

I killed my plant transporting it to work. Who knew orchids don’t like 18° weather

😂 smart, kind, AND funny

thank you 😊

You’re nice. For some reason I can draw other people pretty accurately, but even when I’m looking at my photo, I have no idea what I look like. Also, I’m trying to get used to how old I am.

😂 Gotta love that naturally occurring testosterone & the motivation to be stronger than your big brother. funny thing is he’s a fussy eater. I think he lives on potstickers and meat.