tmanfromtexas Member

Maybe... we would have to work out the details.

Nope, unless he was telling me what to do to TeinyWinehouse lol.

I was summoned to jury duty years ago and was actually part of the Voir dire process. Out of 3 million + people living in Harris County Texas at the time, I knew the defendant LOL. It was a civil case. They asked if we knew either person and I raised my hand. The defendant looked at me, waived and I was dismissed. Easy…

DAMNNNN!!!! I was crying over the cat gif. I wish I had a mask like that to scare the living shyte of the semi feral cats at my house. They hate me. I really want to give the little shytes a reason to.

maybe if we come up with a plan for reciprocation...

Nope

I will just say no so as to not hurt your feelings like the above poster lol.

Yeah, it was pretty good for a catfish to come in and get everyone lit up. Then someone came in and started talking about God and how strippers are sinful and that took it to the next level which was awesome. Then the mod came and shut it all down with this awesome post: Dear Posters, This thread has been locked due to…

Damn that was harsh. You know most of those fine girls are just paying their way through college.

I can understand why he denies going. Obviously he knew you would lose your shyte over it and throw it in his face for years to come. Oh snap he must have been right because you come here two years later asking opinions of it. I wonder what else he hasnt fessed up to heheh.

It is still just turkey.... now send me some newdz lol.

That was the most sacrilegious thing I have seen written here, well except for someone saying they eat TURKEY bacon. That is really just turkey for the uninformed.

JESUS H. CHRIST that is one big *kitten* rat. I think I would be screaming like a little girl if that came waltzing into my office.

Possibly, depends on if it will be reciprocated.

Dont say that around anyone in Madison County. One of their covered bridges was set on fire the other night lol.

I am still waiting

No I wouldn't but you would once you see what I would do to you and not let you do...

I wouldn't but there might be a possibility of a reverse opportunity

Jesus Christ on a cracker, that had to hurt like F* c k!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have any glasses red?

If she promises to keep her glasses on... maybe...

I didnt take her comment as a comment that she was gonna murder someone, it was more like she was going to hunt the person down like a rabid dog, once found she was going to throat punch her then as she was laying on the ground gasping for air, she was going to kick the living *kitten* out of her literally until she…

Tell us where they are posted on here and if they are awesome enough, we can all flag it for you so it will come down without you having to ask a mod. Just trying to be helpful.

Of course life is amazing. Then your house burns down and you lose your beloved pet. You are blessed that you didn't lose the love of your life and then move on. You start anew and then you wreck your bike. You get *kitten* up but again you are blessed because the love of your life wasn't injured. You start anew and life…

PM me and I will tell you all about it lol. J/k

If I can find the time I might just do that. But you have to promise to be my sidekick in this endeavor.

Believe it or not yep. For a few groups it was kind of a free for all.

The private "adult" groups. They were really hot back in 2012 or so. More nakedness than in a Penthouse Magazine in some of them but of course we are all adults and cant see that so most shut down or became lethargic. Oh well. They were fun to be a part of while they lasted.

I was in a biker bar not to long ago with a buddy for dinner. I told the bartender that i didnt want any cucumbers on my salad. She said oh I like cucumbers. I told her that cucumbers were only good for one thing. She looked at me, my buddy looked at me like WTF we are getting thrown out, hell even the cook came from the…

I would break up with a girl if when she farted it smelled as though something had crawled up in her and died and it hadn't left her yet.