True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I confess I have laughed more in the last 2 days than I have in a long time. Spending time with my brother and watching my son and nephew (4 months apart) play has been a wonderful distraction from an awful situation.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    I KNOW! Ugh.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Y'all need Jesus!

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    It was fun while it lasted

    Nothing like a lapdance or two to get the juices flowing.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I wonder if I owe an explanation to all of my friends who now think something about me that may or may not be true..... :D

    Nah...I doubt you owe anything. We know. ;) That was brilliant by the way.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I wonder if I owe an explanation to all of my friends who now think something about me that may or may not be true..... :D

    Nah, you want friends who accept you for who you are.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I wonder if I owe an explanation to all of my friends who now think something about me that may or may not be true..... :D

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.
  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
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    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Hey, how you doin??

    Damn, just broke my 5 minute streak...

    Records are made to be broken.


    .... what are you wearing?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    I'll just sum it up in two words for you: everyone confessed
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    edited April 2017
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Hey, how you doin??

    Damn, just broke my 5 minute streak...

    Records are made to be broken.


    .... what are you wearing?

    Just glitter....

    Perfect.


    Hopefully it's the glitter that doesn't chaffe.


    I hate that.
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
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    I confess I was in a sexless relationship for 3 years and ended up cheating on him 3 times because I was sexually lonely and deprived....
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Me neither

    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    I am actually so disappointed I came on here too late for that


    Yeah, everyone seems to have an opinion on the topic.


    The only person I want giving me a lapdance is my wife.





    ..... or that lil' waitress from down at Taco Cabana.
  • DJ_Skywalker
    DJ_Skywalker Posts: 420 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    captbklee wrote: »

    But..... I told you I work at Hooters now

    I love you in your tighttit shirt ;)
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    I confess I am too tired to read thru everything I missed this morning. Sorry about that y'all.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    Yeah, it was pretty good for a catfish to come in and get everyone lit up. Then someone came in and started talking about God and how strippers are sinful and that took it to the next level which was awesome. Then the mod came and shut it all down with this awesome post:

    Dear Posters,

    This thread has been locked due to several violations of the MFP forum guidelines. The guidelines can be found here:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    Sincerely,

    4legs

    The OP and all us fine posters did an awesome job with getting it shut down with not one violation but multiple violations.

    It kinda reminds me of a thread I started a couple of years ago about cheating that went from harmless to people threatening to hunt others down and tell the significant others of their posts here. EPIC.

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