True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I am too tired to read thru everything I missed this morning. Sorry about that y'all.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    Yeah, it was pretty good for a catfish to come in and get everyone lit up. Then someone came in and started talking about God and how strippers are sinful and that took it to the next level which was awesome. Then the mod came and shut it all down with this awesome post:

    Dear Posters,

    This thread has been locked due to several violations of the MFP forum guidelines. The guidelines can be found here:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    Sincerely,

    4legs

    The OP and all us fine posters did an awesome job with getting it shut down with not one violation but multiple violations.

    It kinda reminds me of a thread I started a couple of years ago about cheating that went from harmless to people threatening to hunt others down and tell the significant others of their posts here. EPIC.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I missed the talk of strippers.

    Yeah, it was pretty good for a catfish to come in and get everyone lit up. Then someone came in and started talking about God and how strippers are sinful and that took it to the next level which was awesome. Then the mod came and shut it all down with this awesome post:

    Dear Posters,

    This thread has been locked due to several violations of the MFP forum guidelines. The guidelines can be found here:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    Sincerely,

    4legs

    The OP and all us fine posters did an awesome job with getting it shut down with not one violation but multiple violations.

    It kinda reminds me of a thread I started a couple of years ago about cheating that went from harmless to people threatening to hunt others down and tell the significant others of their posts here. EPIC.

    I confess I'm mad I missed that. I'll have to read thru the whole thing when I'm a little more awake.
  • BedsideTableKangaroo
    BedsideTableKangaroo Posts: 736 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!
  • BedsideTableKangaroo
    BedsideTableKangaroo Posts: 736 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    *sigh* and test out his cover of "get down, make love"
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    I now associate that song with the adult entertainment industry thanks to Magic Mike XXL.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    *sigh* and test out his cover of "get down, make love"

    Well I am open to all suggestions, I mean I gotta work it however I can. It's all about making it rain.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Confess, I feel like a bit of a depraved person for feeling like I missed out on this strip-club conversation.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    edited April 2017
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    *sigh* and test out his cover of "get down, make love"

    Well I am open to all suggestions, I mean I gotta work it however I can. It's all about making it rain.

    Damn my gif didn't work right.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    *sigh* and test out his cover of "get down, make love"

    Well I am open to all suggestions, I mean I gotta work it however I can. It's all about making it rain.

    Damn my gif didn't work right.

    I have been having trouble too since they changed it. I have found it works most of the time when I use the picture icon instead of the document icon.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    *sigh* and test out his cover of "get down, make love"

    Well I am open to all suggestions, I mean I gotta work it however I can. It's all about making it rain.

    Damn my gif didn't work right.

    I have been having trouble too since they changed it. I have found it works most of the time when I use the picture icon instead of the document icon.

    I tried that. It was a good one too....
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Oh! I want my theme song to be NIN Closer. Perfect. I am going to go practice on the pole I had installed in my bedroom right now!

    *sigh* and test out his cover of "get down, make love"

    Well I am open to all suggestions, I mean I gotta work it however I can. It's all about making it rain.

    Damn my gif didn't work right.

    I have been having trouble too since they changed it. I have found it works most of the time when I use the picture icon instead of the document icon.

    I tried that. It was a good one too....

    Damn it. I love a good gif!
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    edited April 2017
    @captbklee wrote: »
    Pat-on-the-back confession: I haven't flirted with anyone on MFP in like 3 weeks! (At least I don't think I have)

    Confession: I don't have a streak. I'm the flirtiest flirt who ever flirted.

    Ok, that might be a stretch.

    Nice new pic, BTW.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Pole Arts?

    ... I like the sound of that, I damn sure do.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I was having too much fun talking about strippers and then someone had to go and break the rules and make it a no fun zone again.

    Right?

    And I had just opened a new bag of popcorn.

    I missed the ending. You know I had to go take a shower since apparently asking a simple question and posting my honest opinion equates to that I attack people and have horrible hygiene. I am still laughing my *kitten* off. It amazes me how people can't have a civilized conversation without throwing in insults.

    when you do become employed in the pole arts, please let me know the location. i know your music choices will be, well, choice.

    Pole Arts?

    ... I like the sound of that, I damn sure do.

    I am a pole master!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.

    Love The Bee Gees
    tumblr_onjq8tsrlE1tuzfmxo1_400.gif

    Not these kind... :cold_sweat:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.

    Big Guns?

    Bad Girls?

    Bitching Gag-reflex ?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.

    Love The Bee Gees
    tumblr_onjq8tsrlE1tuzfmxo1_400.gif

    Not these kind... :cold_sweat:

    I'm racking my brain to try to figure it out. I understand what you are saying but I don't know what BGs is.

    Same here.... I'm just hoping for something filthy.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.

    Love The Bee Gees
    tumblr_onjq8tsrlE1tuzfmxo1_400.gif

    Not these kind... :cold_sweat:

    I'm racking my brain to try to figure it out. I understand what you are saying but I don't know what BGs is.

    Bubble Guts
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    Bubble Guts
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.

    Big Guns?

    Bad Girls?

    Bitching Gag-reflex ?

    Love this one! You would go there :lol:

  • becky6323
    becky6323 Posts: 74 Member
    I confess I have no friends in real life. It's just me, the hubby, his family and my kids. My only friend is my ex from 15 years ago (we were just in the friend zone - didn't even hug) but hubby is incredibly jealous so we don't get to hang out. I am very lonely especially since hubby and I have grown apart and he works long hours that I can go days without seeing him. My only conversations are in my car to work and on the way home with myself where I usually end up crying.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    edited April 2017
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess I feel like a case of the BG's are coming, or gas... and I'm stuck to my desk waiting for a phone call.

    Big Guns?

    Bad Girls?

    Bitching Gag-reflex ?

    This right here!! :D:D:D
  • becky6323
    becky6323 Posts: 74 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    becky6323 wrote: »
    I confess I have no friends in real life. It's just me, the hubby, his family and my kids. My only friend is my ex from 15 years ago (we were just in the friend zone - didn't even hug) but hubby is incredibly jealous so we don't get to hang out. I am very lonely especially since hubby and I have grown apart and he works long hours that I can go days without seeing him. My only conversations are in my car to work and on the way home with myself where I usually end up crying.

    Have you spoken to your husband about how you're feeling?

    Yes, he doesn't care. He thinks hanging out with his family is a big enough social group. And I'm the one watching the kids on the weekends. Once a month or so I might get an afternoon to myself.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    becky6323 wrote: »
    I confess I have no friends in real life. It's just me, the hubby, his family and my kids. My only friend is my ex from 15 years ago (we were just in the friend zone - didn't even hug) but hubby is incredibly jealous so we don't get to hang out. I am very lonely especially since hubby and I have grown apart and he works long hours that I can go days without seeing him. My only conversations are in my car to work and on the way home with myself where I usually end up crying.

    This pulls my heart strings. I'm so sorry you're going through this.
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  • Mikeyiscool182
    Mikeyiscool182 Posts: 35 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Confess, I feel like a bit of a depraved person for feeling like I missed out on this strip-club conversation.

    First time at the strip club my buddy got pink eye