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Jimmy Page--Dazed and Confused Adrian Vandenberg--Still of the Night Prince--Purple Rain

<2 boys ages 7 and 4.

Pickled eggs and pickled kielbasa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06WM8oLH87M

The Breakfast Club Pulp Fiction Sin City

Drink that entire bottle of Yukon Jack at 17.

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

-ESPN--especially Chris Berman (get a new schtick already) -Wet Socks -not getting a raise in 4 years -broccoli and cauliflower -cooked carrots -being out of shape -gun control -Notre Dame Football -The attitudes of the Red Sox the last 2 seasons (Yes, Josh Beckett, you do suck) -working -people that have conversations in…

My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never.

There's only two things I hate in this world, People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?

Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the reaper

If I lose my temper man, you're totaled

**You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships --Jesus. He brought a six-shooter. --There's nine bodies, genius. --What the *kitten* were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

I said Godd@mn what a rush!

To all my love slaves out there: Thunderlips is here. In the flesh, baby. The ultimate male versus... the ultimate meatball.

How about a greesy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

Canucks and Habs??? You must really enjoy Olympic diving because it's about the same as watching those two teams play.

Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. --Garland Greene, Con Air

You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?

Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

Zed's dead baby

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I *kitten* like you wanna *kitten*, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not

You've got those...I like those on a woman --Johnny Dangerously

"isn't that JJ McClure?" "He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him. The Blimp!! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your Godd@mn doors off!!"

Pain heals, chicks dig scars but glory...lasts forever

* Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked. * I enjoy collecting protection money, putting *kitten* to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things --Danny Vermin