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What do you call the sweat on your body after you've screwed your own sister? Relative humidity.

ROFLMAO!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

How do you know when a blond has been using your computer to write a letter? There's white out on the screen.

So I walk into my bedroom and my wife is laying on the bed. I say "Honey... I'd love a little *****". She says "Me too. Mine is as big as a house". Hehehehehehe Classic Predator quote right there. Still makes me laugh.

Hehehehehe... Keep em going.

What goes: -VROOM -SCREECH -VROOM -SCREECH -VROOM -SCREECH A blond girl stuck at a flashing red light.

What do you call 5 blond girls stuck in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.

Just ate 300 cal more... Still under my 1600 cal for the 28th... I guess at 4am, ill eat again and charge to the 29th.

Starting to get hungry...

Its the blade that's binding on me again. I tried cleaning it and lubed it with some PAM. It freed up for a little while, but after letting it sit in my dish drainer for a day, its binding again. Did I just see 400.00 for a Vitamix blender? Holey ****! :noway: I cant justify that kind of expense. There has to be a happy…

How much are these Vitamix blenders? Where can I find them? What model should I look for?

Its an Oster... I bought it 6 weeks ago for 50 bucks at BB&B because I was tired of my Black and Decker blender blades binding up on me, now I am in the same boat. I only use it for making my Protein shakes... Totally pissed :(

Keep the lists coming... Im getting some great suggestions here.

I hear you man... I used to get asked that roids question all the time too. I still get asked when I go in for my annual physical, and my doc is not available, the new doctor always feel the need. *kitten*-Hats

First time they see me: I'm a Hard *kitten*, Inflexible *kitten* (Sometimes they are right). Never believe that I grew up in the projects of NY. I lived in Edenwald Projects in the Bronx until I was 22. Didn't move to Hudson Valley NY until I turned 33.

Sipping a bottle of water waiting for my NyQuil to kick in and Ill be heading off to bed.

NyQuil

Pushups, pullups, squats, squat-thrust-jumps, light weight/SLOW dynamic tension isolation training.

Higher in protein, low and sometimes no fat and it is very thick and filling. Curbs your appetite after eating. Chobani is my favorite.

Thanks man! I need the luck and a good kick in the *kitten* once in a while!

Damn dude... thats harsh. But Your Right! I do know what it takes and I did let myself down (a little). But honestly, I think the other replies here are right too, for the most part. I cant let one slip up affect me or my goals. I have been eating clean and training hard for weeks. Caught a bug from somewhere, and on top…

I was doing the P90X for a while and thought they were pretty difficult... Then I started training at PunchIn - PunchOut / Peaceful Warier in Red Hook NY. After 6 weeks there, I tried the P90X routine again and barely even broke a sweat. IMO the P90X is a great tool to start your aerobics training, but you should…

Yes... Yes I am. I am here to change that.

Thanks for all the support and kind words guys! I am really happy I found this site. You all rock! :glasses:

Start up a MC thread! ;p

Personally, I prefer mountain bikes. I have owned Track-Bikes (Velodrome Fix Gear), a couple of Road Bikes and Quite a few Mountain Bikes. Road bikes and track-bikes are too stiff and rigid of a ride for me nowadays.

Very interesting thread. I was wondering about those calories I burn when exercising too. I am supposed to be at 1500-1600 cals a day, but there are days where I cant consume more than 1300 (just not hungry). And the days I exercise, the cal counter here tells me I need to be up around 2200 (Friday's especially). I cant…

I like the idea of working out and earning yourself a treat.

Great Job!