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I'm a Dutchess. Dutchess Spectaculara von Amazing Pants, Dutchess of Awesome.

^Thank you! I wanted to do it so bad, but I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I think the hair would create enough friction without any stoking.

How does one "stoke" an ego? Is it like a fire?

I wanna fur all of you furry mother furrers.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Yes he does!

Ahhh. A new day, new reasons to love some Charlie003. Reason 1,873: He helps old ladies cross the street. Betcha didn't know THAT, did ya? BOO-YA!

Boy, that escalated quickly. Why so angry, guy? Calm down.

Hey there! Welcome and feel free to add me for support!

I always heard that whole milk for was for babies/toddlers and as soon as a child gets to be like, 2 years old, to use lower fat milk, that the amount of fat in whole milk wasn't really good for them.

Ahhhh, I see. This one has good reviews: allrecipes.com/recipe/mexican-whole-wheat-flour-tortillas/

I'm in Texas and I LOVE the Mission Carb Balance Whole Wheat Tortillas. The small ones are only like 80 calories.

Where is "here"?

Low carb whole wheat tortillas (Mission Carb Balance) Over easy egg Sprankle of feta cheese Sliced/cubed avocado Picante sauce HOLY CRAP ITS AMAZING Edited when I remembered no eggs...???? If it's the yolks you have issues with, I have also done this with scrambled whites. Still awesome. If it's eggs in general, ignore my…

I hope he's not like me and gets violent when tickled. That would be counter-productive.

For sure. His pants need to lighten up. Senor Muy Serioso Pantalones de la Cranky needs a hug.

OMG steaks and bacon. Can the steaks be medium rare?

Lightest: 8 lbs, 10 oz Heaviest: Right around 240 Now: 176

^Yay! I love you!

^Marry me. Hard.

Laughing is super fun. And healthy. Yay for fitness, both physical AND mental!

Serious...pants you're wearing. Wow.

Yes...DO IT! I promise you'll feel better. :-)

Whatta guy.

DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME!

Maybe I should change the title to "Say a few words about Charlie003's FRIENDS..."? Nah, I think I'll leave it the way it is and hope that others focus on the actual topic.

He ALWAYS looks in my eyes when we talk. It's so frustrating. I'm constantly having to be like, "HEY! My boobs are down here!" and point.

EVERYONE should know.

Totally. Missing out HARD. Rectify that ASAP or be sorry.

TEARS. Unicorn TEARS. He would never harm an animal. I mean, if it got hurt some other way, he might lick the wound to try to help, but any magical powers gained from doing so would only be a consequence of a good deed.