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LMAO i've done that with about 4 different toys/musical items before. the noise was ridiculous! but i didn't get caught!

running through each aisle throwing bacon bits in the air yelling "It's raining bacon! IT'S A MIRACLE!"

for starting a store-wide nerf dart tag game... with elderly people.

for setting free all the fish from the pets department

lmfao if i could pull off a decent rap i could seriously see myself doing that. btw... making a trail of apple juice to the men's bathroom was probably why you got kicked out :) lol

hiding in clothing racks and jumping out at random people screaming "BOO!"

ewwwwww really lmao

All my July 8 twinnies hit me up!!!! lol

i happen to be an exception to the title of this lol. two guys i've dated have been rail thin (i'm talking 6ft tall and 110lbs). they both had extremely high metabolisms. one of them could pound down an entire package of bagels in one sitting and not gain a pound. he's still skinny as heck. my husband is the other one and…

i'm up to 3 1/2... fourth one is getting finished on the 22nd :) lower back upper back inside of my right wrist left calf in progress! (this pic was taken shortly after removing the bandage and cleaning it up, you can see a bit of blood seeping out under Brook's chin on the violin lol)

July 8- JADEN SMITH Co-starred with dad Will Smith in "The Pursuit of Happyness" TOBY KEITH Country Music Academy entertainer of the year 2003-04 KEVIN BACON Actor's varied roles inspired the "Six Degrees" game MARTY FELDMAN Crazy-eyed comic actor played Igor in "Young Frankenstein" CHRISTOPHER G. MOORE Author of exotic…

when my brother was little, he wanted a Baby All-Gone doll like I had. my parents got him one and he played with it for about a year, then it no longer interested him. I think it may just be a short phase that some little boys go through. nothing to worry about. I think the cabbage patch doll is a great idea, they make boy…

5:15 every day during the week... and unfortunately, since my 4 year old is a "wake up with or before the sun" kind of girl, sometimes i'm up at 6:30 on weekends. bleh.

i've seen them live five times, four times from floor-level seats facing the stage... and each time is just as fun, if not more so than the last. they're AMAZING.

man that guy gets around. JERRY, JERRY! on another note, mine was Zoe Erin Clinton lmao

took two tries to find out.... 10lb 8 oz baby girl with brown hair and grey eyes (ADORABLE)... however...... Hillary Clinton is going to be quite a bit peeved when she finds out that I'm carrying Bill's kid.... yikes "Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really…

reciting any part of Office Space (especially Michael Bolton rapping in his car) or any movies with rifftrax by MST3K usually gets really odd looks... except from one person who is totally on my weirdness level and can rattle them off right back at me lol

i have 4 tattoos and don't plan on stopping because the pain from a tattoo replaces the pain of cutting and allows me to channel my negative emotions into something beautiful (the one in my picture is my most recent, and is only halfway done)

I've been on three different types of depression and anxiety medications in the past six months and was placed into a juvenile mental rehab center when I was 13 for attempting suicide.

King Diamond "Insanity"

@ crazy4lulu, 9. love those arms, girl!

asparagus cooked in the following manner: in a pan with olive oil and a little bit of butter, seasoning salt (the orange colored stuff, not regular salt), minced garlic, and a dash of liquid smoke. don't forget to cut the hard stems off the asparagus before you cook it. it comes out FANTASTIC. everything is added to taste…

we always make fresh dough at home with bread yeast. comes out fantastic. i make the sauce and we use part-skim mozzarella. hubby puts what he wants on his pizza, i put what i want on mine (usually chicken or mushrooms, no greasy meats like sausage or pepperoni, though i do love both) and most of the time, i'll have enough…

OMG i saw the same thing! ROFLMAO!

:laugh: OMFG I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i'm in the middle of my fourth tattoo (2nd session happening in 8 days). each one has deep meaning to me and i would NEVER get a tattoo at random. a lot of thought goes into every one i have. they do make me a bit more proud of myself, the fact that I can lay there for hours on and and endure every last nerve in my body…

when my dad used to work for our state's licensing office, he came across an application for a woman named Virginia Bedwetter. unfortunately, the computer system at the time would only accept 6 letters of the first name into it.... so when they printed her file, the name showed up as Virgin Bedwetter. No lie... I saw this…

hmm. i take in a ton of carbs every day, but since i've been watching my calories and getting in the exercise needed to lose my goal weight per week, the weight is still coming off and I'm not having any trouble at all...

two friends came to my wedding. the rest was mine and my husband's family that could make it that day. we had a very small ceremony by a justice of the peace at a gazebo behind our town hall, followed by a pot-luck reception at the party room of my dad's apartment complex. our DJ was an iPod and a good iHome sound system.…

ugh. don't ever take anything promoted by that quack. if you want something to help with an appetite, I've been taking two green tea extract capsules per day and they hold off my hunger for longer periods of time between meals so i'm less likely to snack. you can find them at any pharmacy, over the counter. they're about…