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i'd go into your corner pocket

i'd let you stuff my taco

i'd mow your lawn

i'd butter your biscuit

I'd glaze your ham

I'd drill your sergeant

i'll display you on my easel....

.....i'll wash your dog? i'm running out of stuff here. lol

I'd hammer your nail

I'd mash your potatoes

I'd dress your turkey.

I'll tickle your pickle.

I'd right your left grandpa. ........

i would definitely hold off until you get to your goal. i have three tattoos, luckily I got them all in areas where fat has never been an issue and if there's any shrinkage after weight loss, it will be barely noticeable (wrist, upper back, tailbone). My next one is going to be going down the back of my neck, where fat is…

outsider. and yep, that's pretty much still me today. i had a very close circle of friends, less than 10 people, that I stuck by. i'm basically a hermit today. i don't go out much and prefer to spend time at home with my husband and daughter. i'm jealous that so many of my friends back then now go out whenever they want…

for that short of a time, i would say definitely not accurate. i have to do aerobics for close to 90 minutes to get a 1000 calorie burn, and i weigh 318lbs. i also have a Polar FT6 HRM with a chest strap so I get a mostly accurate reading. definitely change the batteries, try to recalibrate it, contact the company to ask…

i take two vita-crave gummies for adults per day, two green tea extract capsules, and then my daily meds which consist of Xanax and Effexor. i'm thinking of picking up some B12 to give myself a bit more of a boost of energy.

so far, my daughter is getting a purple Furby, a plush Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and a Moxie Girls walking horse/doll set. still planning on getting her a new tricycle for spring because she outgrew her old one, complete with matching helmet/pads, possibly a play tea set and dress up clothes for tea parties, and…

i'm classified as morbidly obese and my husband is classified as obese. i've been much thinner and dated obese people before. personality matters more to me than just what's on the outside. sure i'd be worried about their health, but I would never bring it up in conversation. now the only time weight ever comes up in a…

some doctors will see loose skin as a health issue, and if they give the go ahead and your insurance company OK's it, you may be able to get the loose skin removed.... as far as I know though, it's not recommended until you lose the amount of weight you wanted to get down to. i know i'll have a lot when the time comes. the…

you're definitely not eating enough! feed your body to lose the weight... you're starving yourself... which is why your body is hanging onto every last piece of fat and flab you might have. eat healthy foods, eat your 1200 calories per day plus at least half back of what you burn from working out, and set your goal to a…

my 46DD's and I thank you, lmao. your abs are making my mouth water! holy moly!

Nik... gorgeous eyes!!!! i also love your hair in your main pic :)

I had the same experience. My ex was also physically (beating, threatening me with his knife collection, etc) and emotionally abusive (telling me I was fat, disgusting, that nobody wanted me and I'd never do better than him) and accused me of the same things, wouldn't let me see my family or friends, etc. It took a lot of…

i love my vices as well, and if i know i want them, i'll put them into my food log ahead of time then make absolutely sure so exercise off that amount plus another couple hundred calories and to up my water intake. works for me and i love both wine and salty food!

....i didn't care about myself or the world around me anymore so i just ate whenever i wanted, however much i wanted and stayed on the couch or in bed. it got better for a little while in high school, then kicked right back up again as soon as i moved in with my ex-fiance. then when my hubby and i got married, i found out…

my first one on my tailbone (aka my tramp stamp, though i'm not a tramp by any means...). essentially just the Godsmack tribal sun with different colors and a pentacle in the center because I'm Pagan. My second one across my upper back symbolizing my husband and I coming together as one and sharing our faith together. My…

i'm on effexor AND xanax and i have half a bottle of prozac at home... not helping me any!!! holy crap...

my dad's you-know-what as he toweled off from a shower... i was 4 i think and walked into the bathroom because i had to pee... oops.... *shudder*

big fat mess.