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it's because you're a kid... you'll understand when you get older... maybe.
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because it's for fun... you know, jokes, laughing, ha ha...? let the adults have their fun, sweetie.
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then you probably shouldn't be on this one.
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taking a seemingly innocent phrase or statement and turning it into something different... in this thread, it's mostly sexual.
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i'd gladly give you a five-dollar footlong
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it would've been fine if some people actually knew what a euphemism was...
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I heard it back in high school and choked on my lunch lmao
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........... i'm pretty sure this thread is like the reason why the monkey fell out of the tree. It's dead.
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sounds like something my husband would say! roflmao!
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only if i get to sprinkle your nuts
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i'd be the cherry on top
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i'd peel your banana
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i'd juice your fruit
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if i were a cop, i'd pull you over on the highway and frisk you
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i'll wax your surfboard
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i'll grease your axles
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i'll put change in your wallet
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i'll tag you in a photo
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i'll take your bird in the hand and be worth two in the bush
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i'd dive into your deep end
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i'd like to see your backfield in motion
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i'd sweep your home plate
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now that i've got lady gaga on the brain... i'd poker face. teehee.
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omfg best one by far lmao
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i'd roll your bowling ball
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i'd shiver your timbers! yarr.
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i'll drain your bathtub
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i'll show you that i'm the other white meat
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i'd tune your guitar
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i was thinking about how awful that sounded at first! roflmao! but then i thought, 8 ball, corner pocket, kind of fits together... still laughing lmao