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Exercise will not be effective in weight loss without caloric deficit. Read up on how to make sure you're in a deficit (search for the sexypants thread here--it's amazing!). Exercise is good for your overall health and well being. It can also help you feel more energized while you're in a deficit. So, don't…

Best way to find a whole heap of crazy is to send d*ck picks. <3

And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

^^Best advice in this thread so far.

Well, we're all different in this aspect too. When I'm irrationally angry, I still say exactly what I'm thinking. The only difference is that I no longer filter those thoughts to keep them from being offensive and vulgar.

Well, no wonder people look at me like I'm crazy when I just say what I'm thinking. I've been doing it wrong!

Gawd, woman, you're still my hero. Here's my 1RM PR's: Squat- 135 pounds Bench- 85 pounds Deadlift- 195 pounds

You still don't want me? Ouch.

Any girl named after a fruity rum drink can stroke my heart.

So...you don't want me?

I just stopped by to see what on earth is going on here.

I'm sorely tempted to start listing all the bad habits of my ex-husband just so the charming Stepford wives in here can thank their lucky stars for the man they have now. Be grateful for what you have--ESPECIALLY for the fact that you can only come up with petty inconveniences as complaints. Focus on making yourselves…

Nothing frustrates me about going to the gym! Going to the gym is my favorite! But the very best thing about it is that when I show up, mind my own business, wear what makes me comfortable--including makeup, and work my tail off....it really pisses the judgmental whiners off. So much so that they participate in whole…

I'm allergic to eggs. I lose lots of weight when I eat them because they make me violently ill.

I thought my ears were burning. I'm here now. And I'm still dying about you being called luet_underpa. Sounds like grampa. *snort* And PS: all the fats are belong to me.

So if I do accidentally turn into a man, can I do squats to turn back into a woman?

I've heard that also happens when girls do regular pushups instead of girl pushups.

Ok, I'll play. Here are my 3 fave exercises: curls, curls in the squat rack, curls right in front of the dumbbell rack.

Yes, many times. Usually because I've expressed some sort of bluntly honest or otherwise "unpopular" opinion in the forums. They say all kinds of nasty things as if I might possibly care what they think. Ha ha! But for the most part, the random stranger PM's are generally commenting on my username. And some of them really…

Well, that was.....creepy.

I'd like to say I would have come up with some smartass comeback, like, "And you need to wear a gag". But, quite frankly, I probably would have just given her the finger and kept on walking. Try not to let people like that get in your head. They're just ugly and pathetic.

Here is the TL;DR:

Did a plumber tell you that?

The man in this gif has no beard. I declare shenanigans! Shenanigans, I say!

Yes, you most certainly can.

Aw, there's that special "something" I mentioned. I'm sorry you don't have time to read through 11 posts, but somehow have time to offer over 3400 comments to this forum. Perhaps, it is important to read through all of the posts (or all of the post by the OP, at least) before offering input on such a serious topic? My…

Maybe you should read the rest of the posts before offering your input. OP has updated us. But of course, your contributions always bring a special...um..."something" to the conversation. OP, you're doing a great job. Don't give up and follow your instincts. You know your daughter best. Continue to educate yourself and…

Did anyone send you to read this yet? http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1161603/so-you-want-a-nice-stomach/p1 Awesome information, and the OP really knows her stuff.