Some_Watery_Tart Member

Single mom of 3 checking in here. I get up at 5am and get my workout in before I do anything else. If I don't get it done first thing, it won't get done because I'm WAY too tired at the end of the day. There are lots of good suggestions here to try out. I'd suggest trying a few different things and figuring out what works…

How the hell did you manage to dig up this one?!

God *kitten* damn it.

Dang it. I was really going for intimidating. *kicks rocks*

Many apologies. It means "just stay fat".

Oh how rude of me! Sorry. Ok here goes: Cauliflower Pizza Crust: 2 1/2 cups cauliflower, grated or chopped in food processor until crumbly 1 large egg 1 cup shredded part skim mozzarella cheese 2 tbsp parmesan cheese Kosher salt Fresh ground black pepper 2 cloves garlic 1/2 cup ground almond meal/flour 2 tbsp cream cheese…

I'm not sure. I came to the forums to find myself. And some cauliflower pizza crust recipes. Oh well.

I don't know any of these people. But I did notice that I'm not listed. I'll make a personal note to up my game. Thank you for holding me accountable. Also, are we still really doing this kitten *kitten*? I miss the old forums.

Yes, Monday would have been my 7th wedding anniversary with my second husband. I'm taking it off to celebrate not being married to him anymore. Feel free to join me. We can do 12oz curls.

Might I suggest one of our many kiss/bang/pass threads?

I have accumulated a few wedding sets. I keep them in the divorces, but more importantly, I also keep the houses. So...who's next?

10/10 would feel.

This is as close to "feeling" myself as you all will get.

That's generally a sign that you're not eating enough and/or suffering from malnutrition. Get to a doctor ASAP and get good solid advice based on your needs.

For the record: I have never sent OP a nasty message. Had I done so, she would have thanked me, as those before her have. I'm just here for the gifs.

I feel like this belongs here:

Well, it was....in 1997. Ok, bad example. How about this?

What do you mean?

Exactly. It says so right on the internet.

You know, it's worth the extra money to pay a translator to do it properly, rather than asking strangers on the internet. I mean, we DO know everything and all, but still....

I use vegan mayo and avocado. Then add a little spicy mustard. If I want pickles in it, I skip the avo and just use vegan mayo and mustard. Greek yogurt also works. I used that until I discovered vegan mayo. Life changing stuff, I tell ya!

Well, that explains your husband's suspicions.

Why is he reviewing your page if he doesn't use any social media? Is he just a naturally paranoid person? Have you mentioned to him that there are men who say good morning to you in real life, and you don't immediately go sleep with them?

Both of you still owe me noodz. My inbox is empty.

Hmmm....my husband tried the jealous crap with me, and I told him to pound sand. I don't accept controlling behavior--regardless of what emotion drives it. I would suggest you don't accept it either, unless, of course, you've given him reason to be suspicious.

Go ahead and slap yourself....on the butt. And tell yourself good job. We all do things wrong at first.

If I hate everyone equally, does that make me a bigot? I'd like to think I'm an equal opportunity mean person.

I'm struggling with that one too. But I'm a bigot against people who throw around the word "bigot" to mean "not fully embracing the awesomeness of every aspect of every thing at every moment".

So since people talk to me on the forums, does that mean I'm one of the beautiful people? Or could it possibly mean that I've been part of this community for long enough to develop some rapport? This forum can serve many purposes. We support each other. We answer questions. We goof around. But none of those purposes is to…

Don't be ridiculous! Just make sure my Hellcat has the 6.2 liter Hemi. I don't need a silly bow.