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I'm proud that the top item in my most used food list is a banana. (And I'm not embarassed to say #3 is bacon.)

What were you doing in my kitchen???

I'm not a dumb blond. Showing cleavage doe not mean I'm easy. I'm one of the least boring accountant you will ever meet. Because my boyfrienj and I go to tons of baseball games does not make him the season ticket holder. My girlfriends and I were going long before he came along.

Still none. Work has the site blocked. Something about violence....

None! I am running as fast and as far as I can to get away from their snotty noses and dirty, germ covered hands.

My future MIL invites my sweetie's ex wife to join her, her daughters, and her daughters-in-law for a birthday celebration. She did not invite me. She also told my sweetie that enough time had passed so he better hug his ex at her father's funeral. She invited the ex wife to the family Christmas. When her own son told her…

I got him a bottle of Flor de Cana rum. No mixer needed.

Most of us would be happy with flowers and a card. Too bad we don't get off so easy shopping for you guys.

You look fabulous! I bought my dress online. Knee length, white eyelet swing-style dress. Totally love it. My sweetie was gone over the weekend so I FINALLY had the chance to try it on. I need to lose 10-12 inches between my boobs and my back!

Sending flowers IS interfering.

Do I have to log the calories in the Tums these posts make me consume?

Ugh. Foam is too warm. I have a 4" feather topper. It's like sleeping on a cloud.

My motivation is to fit in the dress that is hanging in my closet.

Anything from the Cheesecake Factory. They must work damn hard to pack more than a day's worth of calories into one plate of pasta.

Because they're the Packers. 'Nuff said.

Same here. I always wanted two but I'm a DES baby. I spent the last 15 weeks of my pregnancy in bed. I thought that having another while knowing the risk of premature birth and severe birth defects that could affect another person for their entire lives was selfish. But people still judge.

My grown daughter is an only child. We've talked about it many times. Sometimes she felt she was missing out as a kid but as an adult she would not change her life for anything. I was able to give her more experiences than if I had more than one child. Somebody mentioned they will never have nieces or nephews. That's not…

Under so my daughter's stupid cat can't unroll it all over the floor.

So does my daughter. OK 5 and American Sign. I'm so impressed with anybody who can speak more than one.

I'm an accountant because it pays the bills and is 9-5. If I followed my passion - and Daddy's footsteps - I'd be a chef.

That's what I got called in college.

Ours was first chair clarinet.

Let see... I was the cheerleader who smoked and drank. I was the distance runner who was also in band and drama club. I was on the honor roll but I skipped a lot. I was the girlie-girl in the woodshop and sheet metal classes. I had manicured nails but did BMX stunts and knew cars. I had subscriptions to Teen Magazine and…

My favorite are the people who line the seat with toilet paper then leave it there when they are done. Seriously? If you can't sit where my *kitten* has been, what makes you think I want to clean up the paper where your *kitten* has been?

I'm not afraid of sitting on a toilet, using my hand to flush. I wash my hands. But don't ever try to shake my hand because I don't know if YOU wash your hands. When you offer your hand, I'll just tell you I have a cold.

Don't know. Let me check the box.

Some things involving my hands were always pretty safe in my bf's truck. Until that one time the bus pulled up next to us at the light. ETA: Moved 200 miles from home with only my clothes, a Ford Pinto and $8 in my pocket - no job but I had a place to crash. Jumped off railroad bridges into the water below. Jumped off the…

Wait! So you're telling me that if my boss invites me out for lunch, we're having an affair? Get real! People can be friends.

It was just something I always did. Unfortunately, I was hurt in a car accident and had to stop for 4 years. Started again, ran a 5K, then tore an ankle tendon. It was repaired with a few surgeries but still hurts any time I try to run. GAWD I miss running!

Sick? Nope. Amused? Yes! Trolls help me make it through my boring job every day.