serena569 Member

This.

Either one is fine. Just don't seat me near anyone under the age of 13.

Legs

I've been friends with men my entire life. This is what I understand about them: 1. They have the need to work and achieve. Jobs are important. When men meet each other for the first time, one of the very first questions asked is “What do you do?” 2. They have the need to protect and to provide for their wife/girlfriend…

My daughter was watching a teen girl show with two very different sisters in it. Sister one asked, "Ever hear of feminism?" Sister two responded, "Isn't that what wrecked romance?"

I did too and I'm perfectly capable of still doing it. That's why it's so much nicer that he WANTS too. Plus, it makes him feel more manly to take care of me and I don't lose anything by letting him so I let him.

These and: Drive Drop her at the door if it's raining. Help her with her jacket. Pull put her chair. (HATE when I see the host do it at a restaurant while the husband/boyfriend watches) Carry the bags when shopping. Don't be disrespectful. Call when you say you will. And, since mine does all that, I found one of the good…

How I shop: Check the sales. Plan the menu. Write the list. Cut the coupons. Hand it all to my botfriend who braves the grocery store on double coupon night while I'm at school, bring it home, puts it away neatly, folds up the bags and puts them away.

Hi spider. Nice spider. Let me pet you. WITH MY FOOT! Good spider. Dead spider. Stolen from my daughter's fb. She never cared about them before but geez. Get one brown recluse bite and she gets all dramatic and stuff.

Were you peeking in my windows last night?

Sins? I'm a flippin angel! Fears? Clowns. They are seriously creepy.

Trash bag with leg holes - bag of garbage.

solorpower03 9.5

Nope. Sorry. Can't help. Sarcasm is my only talent.

OMG Why aren't we friends?

I prefer my rum with tequila, gin, whiskey, and vodka. Unfortunately, that may have gotten me banned from the Red Line in DC and the entire city of Bethesda. Now I drink my rum with diet so it seems we can't be friends.

It's a pretty safe bet this wouldn't happen in my neighborhood. Too many parents are lawyers.

People actually behave like this? All these years I thought Jerry Springer was scripted.

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Jukebox Hero Rock and Roll All Night

"Must be Packer fan" is stamped on my birth certificate. Born in Green Bay and bleed green and gold.

Bad teeth. And being mean to servers, cashiers, etc.

Dear Boss, Bite me!

One status you say you need to find a job because you ca't pay your bills. The next one you tell me you're cooking shrimp scampi for dinner while drinking a bottle of wine. For a person who can't pay their bills, you eat better than I do and drink more than I do.

You have to order something - even if it's just coffee or tea.

At this point, I'd settle for anything that ISN'T a textbook.

Damn you for making me cry.

At the bank 17 years ago. It was the third of the month so all the senior citizens were in cashing their social security checks. The teller line was very long and I was impatient because I was on my way to work. He was one of the personal bankers and the waiting room was full of people to see him but he came to the line,…

I keep thinking I've had it but apparently not yet.

Because I didn't want her carrying 60 of them. And it seemed better to have them in a bottle with the correct drug name on them than in an unlabeled bottle. I can be taught. The next time I asked Walgreens to divide them up in two bottles with her name on them.