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It's not your secret to keep - it's theirs. Tell your bf or tell your bff. And don't worry about who they tell.

Standing breakfast date with my sweetie every monday morning has evolved into "breakfast" every Monday morning. Yup, I got some. And yup, I love Mondays. Dislike stupid people and vehicle emissions tests.

Clean the room in the mirror? I've seen some where they should have flushed first!

I found my mom's....

A lettuce leaf and tomato slice from the cafeteria to make my turkey on wheat more fun.

What are these toys everone keeps speaking of? I'm sure I have no idea. Mine would be a flash drive with photos from a shoot that involved lemonade, vodka, some red heels, handcuffs, black leather jacket, a good friend, her photog boyfriend, and not much else. Yea, they're hot! Actually, my mom, my aunt, and numerous good…

Who cares. 95% are funny.

<Wiping the diet dew off my monitor>

Three? Sixteen.

Exactly. I have several males friends and we are just friends. I'm also positive they would jump at the chance if I offered. All except the gay one. And he still might.

Give up the kids, keep the crack, increase the heroin, and drink more.

floccinaucinihilipilification: setting at little or no value Used in a sentence: MFP is causing floccinaucinihilipilification effort in my work today.

It's cute how you assume there may be people I have zero issues with. And now I must smash you.

And I like you for it!

This.

I am mean. It comes from dealing with stupid.

Why not. Do I have to put out too?

There's a monster at the end of this thread?

Mine brought chicken tenders and french fries. I gave in and also had tenders. No fries but now I have heart burn. Do I have to log my Tums?

Love them! I fight "pants season" every year. I just gave in this week. And I'm getting reaccquainted with my awesome boot collection.

Happily divorced.

My daughter asked us to build a deck like that for her when we were there. So we did.

Bra, pocket, or waistnand - depinding upon the clothes.

My ex's family was ok. Got along best with his mom since she died before he and I met! Boyfriend's family is...interesting. His mom invited daughters and daughters-in-law to dinner for her birthday. Guess who wasn't invited. Yup me. Now guess who was. Boyfriend's ex-wife!

Exactly the book my post above was paraphrased from. Once I got past all the religious parts of it, it was very enlightening.

I posted this a few weeks ago in a different topic. 1. They have the need to work and achieve. When men meet each other for the first time, one of the very first questions asked is “What do you do?” 2. They have the need to protect and to provide for their wife/girlfriend and their children. I believe that includes buying…

I'm Sally and you are a bully for saying that.

Somebody sent me this today: "Actually, I just woke up one day and decided I didn't want to feel like that anymore, or ever again. So I changed. Just like that." I think it boils down to 2 questions - are you happy now? And, if nothing changes, do you see yourself happy a year from now.

You are a superhero!

My co-worker lets it go. At her desk. All day. Every day. I swear she makes more bodily noises than an old man.