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I know of a good one but it only works if you diet and exercise with it. this one's so good the even named a band after it.

really? are you sure you're not like 19 and 1/2 because that 1/2 could make a big difference and throw off the whole equation.

I'm glad I don't have to listen to there album my kids have. drives me nuts every year

Because I have a dog, and if it came down to survival I would eat her. after eating me neighbors cats of course. And you're last comment makes no sense. it's like saying there's such thing as too much bacon, or too much sex

Me three! actually I might show up drunk because there are a few people I'm sure I'd meet up with before heading to the convention. it would be madness, but I'd shave my head so nobody will recognize me

oh I'd just go to watch from the side, until the Scotch takes over

every year I show up and the step in-laws that talk trash behind my back have shaved heady and goatees. yeah they started doing it right after I did, so this year I grew a beard. They laughed about the beard but at Christmas they will all have beards. I already herd that they are growing them out. I'm going to shave right…

and I was going to say I love Canadians, but now... I'm a little annoyed at how they dispose of their garbage.

They should change it to Ginger Friday. Us gingers are always left out :grumble:

I'm also taken, maybe that why. and I like that you're a weirdo

I got my son a naughty stalking full of coal one year. he didn't think it was as funny as we did.

I'm ugly and creepy and girls still approach me so.... and you have a ways to go until you hit your 2000 mark

Yeah, I like the arguing one, I would start more just to make everyone shoot

It depends on how much you can handle.

it always is, unless the answer is Rum. but in this case it's bacon

I'm such a loser, just one here. I was a cuddle slut that never put-out :drinker:

It's they day you bite the bullet and try your best to be nice to the family members you cant stand. usually in consists of stuffing you face and then watching football

I really want his pants, they're awesome

probably just bait, unless you're like me and you look pissed most of the time. my normal face is an angry one even when I'm in a good mood

I only have one ab right now

sweet!

I don't think I was cool enough the be counted among your friends on here. :huh:

The first time I met her sober. I guess we had met before, but I was too drunk to remember her. but apparently I made an impression because I remember noticing her from across the room and thinking wow, that girl is the perfect amount of cool, fun, and sexy. then she came up and started talking to me like we were old…

now I feel the need to take a pic in my car for my profile pic. thanks a lot guys :grumble:

I'm going to get some more tattoos and wear more tank tops when I visit Utah. they love people with tattoos there.

You can have as many of my pounds as you want, I have no need for them anymore