FauxNinja

Women Want me. Men Fear me. I'm hung like a horse. I'm a Ninja. I've been around the world. I'm faster, stronger and wiser than mortal men. I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can even leap buildings in a single bound.

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Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f*cked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f*cks in the *ss on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a…

You would be better served to drink a glass of water and eat the bag that the food comes in.

I don't believe in setting limits for myself.

Sounds great. Who care what other people think?

Agrred. A little more common courtesy on the highway. I ride home and in the space of 1 mile have to change highways 3 times. Merging twice from the right and once from the left. Courtesy. Left, Right, Left, Right. That's all we need to do. Let one in, slide in, let one in, slide in. Just because you are in the lane being…

Are we voting on this? If we are, my vote is send him home to his Mommy. You are ill-equipped to raise a husband like a child. Get Out! Is this really the guy you want to pass genetics on to your children. Selfish? Lazy? Immature? Self-Involved? Undependable? He sounds like every Dad's nightmare for a son-in-law.

With those eyes, it doesn't matter. You were probably goregeous when you were completely bald. I'm just glad you are well.

"Little Red Rooster" by Rolling Stones is in my Top 10 all-time favorites, but few songwriters can rival John Lennon. It's a toss up. I'm going with Elvis.

Yup. Men are voyeurs. Has nothing to do with whether or not they will cheat. They day I stop looking, close the lid on the casket. Doesn't mean I'll ever stray, though.

Ninjas never wear anything that could reflect light and give their position away.

Looking for a friend to help keep me on track. Someone who'll take the time to let me know when I am making mistakes.

Not really a recipe. I juice what's left in my Fridge at the end of each week. This time I had, Celery, Cabbage, Tomatos, Carrots, and Brocolli. My input here is what I do with the pulp. I throw it into a bowl, add a couple eggs, a lb of ground turkey, some chopped hot peppers and some Itailian bread crumbs. I mix it all…

NO! They can't be allowed to make their own decisions when they are unhealthy or dangerous! They may think they are smarter than their parents at that age, but they lack the knowledge and experience to make wise choises. In a perfect world, we lead by example and they will follow. In the real world sometimes a parent has…