ergenzinger

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Flying and super strength. And the ability to transfer any extra fat or built up sleepiness to another person. For example - did I gain a couple pounds? BAM! Now they're on Lex Luthor. Am I really dragging because I was up all night fighting crime? BAM! Now the Joker is nodding off and I'm fresh as a daisy.

in if you could have superhero powers.... Comment by ergenzinger September 2011
Just so y'all know what you're dealing with if you decide to add me as a friend: http://www.viewshound.com/humor/2011/7/a-love-letter-to-pizza

in Talk me down! I have a deep fryer and I'm not afraid to use Comment by ergenzinger September 2011