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She was always showing off the girls but got mad if I did it.

Sure

I prefer guys.

He made fun of me for not graduating ninja clown college.

That's actually a truth... hahaha

Uses a gallon of hair gel a day

He didn't like the discounts.

No.

He wanted to use the curb...

She wasn't faithful.

My opinion does not always reflect that of the masses. I prefer to be an individual. :)

@jph092281‌ Thank you!

All she wanted to talk about was nudes.

I caught her eating my pet goldfish.

How did you know?!

Knows how to play a tuba with one hand while holding a donut.

@530roman‌ Your profile lacks any indication of whether or not I'd say yes. Plus I couldn't say no... apparently it makes me mean and harsh. ;)

Maybe.

He NEVER put me first. I just wanted ONE DAY. ONE DAY!!!

He hacked mine first.

It's the mood I'm in today...

no

He kept asking for them when I said no.

Yes, this is true. I suppose if he's as much of a jerk as he appears, it probably keeps him out of trouble.

He'd buy me books, but they weren't interesting.

He's been stalking friends from MFP.

Negatory.

I had a moment of stupidity. I shouldn't have complained about the socks...

Oh totally! But he's not drama. He's boring. The media gets their panties in a bundle to see what Marshawn Lynch won't say. His agent could at least give him a few options of stupid things to say... like "I'm sorry, I'm not wearing protection, I won't answer that question" or "I only answer that question on days ending in…

That was awesome!!!!