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He always wanted to talk about one thing...
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I felt like he was never happy...
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When I said the ladies brought me treats, he thought I was being metaphorical for sexual favors...
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Was just too weird for me.
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She insisted on using dairy... it made me sick.
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He was always pretending to be an international spy.
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All he wanted was my back side!
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He was OBSESSED with Legos.
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I didn't like her symbolism.
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She wouldn't even try a rhombus!
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Seriously!? Who can twist themselves into a decagon?
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This!! (Almost spit out my water.) -- She didn't want a 3-some...
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I thought she didn't like being an animal in bed...
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She constantly accused me of being a liar!
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She said she liked kinky!
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LOL
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Couldn't accept that I wasn't born with a booty... I'm German!!!
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Sure, I'll go get manis and pedis!
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She found that I actually like guys...
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I didn't want to break up with him...
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She wore too much make-up.
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Pretty sure I've already said yes to that.
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When I said "little," he thought I meant little.
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He wanted to use the whole tub!!! I just wanted a little bit for myself!
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He wouldn't do math equations with me... said that he did it all day at work.
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I was just trying to bond with his daughter.
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I just wanted to try *something* new.
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I told him I didn't care, as long as he kept coming home to me.
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He told me yesterday that he likes mustard better. Can't make up his mind!
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He got tongue tied...
