heberlonghurst

Ok, that makes sense. 801

I see many people who have posted multiple times on this thread. Which begs the question. Do we wait for 1 other person of our gender to post and then post? Or are we good posting twice in a row? 803

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I am over on sugars 100% of the time :o(. Don't know if I should be worried.

"Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster." 2+2=4 Doesn't get any more obvious than this! :o).

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one turned to the other and asked "Does this meat taste fully to you?".

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and…

2+2=4 (even if someone else posts before I do and I end up posting on somebody that i didn't intent to, my post is still relevant and quite obvious).

Compliment #1: You have very nice eyes (unless the person who happens to have posted before me doesn't even show their eyes in their picture in which case please see compliment #2). Compliment #2: You have a great body (unless the person who happens to have posted before me either (A) isn't showing their body in their…

I absolutely over-the-top admire your competitive drive in the sport of competitive compliments and I admire, respect, applaud and worship your penguin's courage and audacity (even if you aren't "fit4mom", I am sure you have an audacious penguin in you somewhere).

I like your sense of humor (even if you aren't the person I intended to compliment).

Great compliment! (variation on a theme)

I've noticed that quite a few people here have accidentally posted something related to the profile picture of someone 2 or 3 spaces above them. This I imagine is not intentional but simply due to a post or two getting in before they click "post reply". To avoid the faux pas of unintentionally skipping over a well…

I doubt that MFP takes your current weight into account when they calculate calories burned for a certain activity. If you remember from high-school physics it takes more energy to move a 200lb body "x" miles than it does to move a 100lb body the same distance. The machines I use at the gym ask for my weight and calculate…

My shoes are now too big (never thought I would lose weight in my shoes. My formal work suits were too big, so I had to buy more (good for self esteem, but not good on the budget).

Because I think it will bring my blood pressure down.

Thank you, I've had surgeries before and I've always lost weight immediately after the surgery to gain it all back plus some (which is how I became overweight in the first place). But I've never had a surgery that involved a tighter esophagus and a smaller stomach so I've never lost weight this quickly before, which is why…

My chiropractor's office has snow-skiing, rock climbing and motorcycle magazines. Our pediatric dentist gives kids candy when they leave. Variation on a theme...

Good thing I am buying new shoes next week. I probably should buy them tight :)

Thank you. Good to know.