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A regrettable variation of STOP, DROP and ROLL.

Sorry, OP. Perhaps some Parcheesi would be up your alley.:flowerforyou:

Well, as long as you're not practicing puppetry of the penis, you should be fine. Just don't look directly at the other guys, it makes them nervous.

Um. You kinda are a little bit of a princess, but at least your cut is healing! :flowerforyou: :drinker:

That'll never do. You need to party like it's 1999.

Why is this even a question? Yes. The answer is yes.

You're thinking of medicated ointment. Right? I know I'm right.

I made some wonderful suggestions for seeking advice and saucy accompaniments. I am trying to make your lives easier. srs.

I'm on the anti-MFP squad. Tough love, if you will. But, for Scott's sake: Avoid knives in the future! PS: Thank you for killing the super-incredible quote thread.

Hmm, I don't know Scott. You can hedge your bets and go with sweet and sour.

That depends on what you want. Opinions on what to remove, or support with your decision. Personally, I'd go with weight loss. There may be some way to segue into recipes...

MFP has the most supportive forums on the internet. :flowerforyou:

Start a thread asking what two things you should have amputated.

Did she ask you to do all that for her, or did you volunteer? When she mentioned money woes, did you jump in to help solve them, or did she ask you first? You can enjoy deep conversation with someone without wanting to be intimate with them. You can appreciate someone's company without being sexually attracted. I think she…

I prefer my Durango :flowerforyou:

Me talk pretty one day. Edited to fix my quote.

You sound single.

Desperation.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Edited to add that I've now seen a pic :laugh: The kitten looks stoned.

Absolutely stellar.

Not all thoughts need to be shared.

I can't. I'm too busy making the rockin' world go 'round.

Congratulations on your marriage! That was a wonderful video. My favourites were your brilliant smiling eyes and the look on his face as you walked down the aisle. All the best to you in your life together.

Books are always acceptable.

Gilligan's Island.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Psst. Don't look directly at it.

*** ugh*** Stymied by my inability to use the quote/edit functions. :embarassed:

My SIL told me not to lose more weight as my face was starting to look old.

*hands over hand-woven floral wreath* Peace, brother.