SewersofCasaBonita

Eat less, move more. Win.

I think it was kind of rude of you to say, "excuse me?" when he said he didn't want certain items. He can choose to buy whatever items he thinks he can sell... and maybe he didn't like your items.

I love strip clubs and enjoy going WITH my husband as well. I don't care what he does when he's out with his buddies or whatever - I trust him to act respectfully.

This is insane. You are clearly deranged. These things have very little to do with weight in all cases. Also, in case you weren't aware, the average size of women who are abducted by serial killers is 14 .. not exactly "thin" ... You're justifying your lack of dedication and desire to reach your health goals.

This is so bad it's not even on the menu at Casa Bonita.

I prefer sopapillas.

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I have high arches. Does that help?

Mexico Lindo y Querido - performed by a fully staffed mariachi band.

Most people define 'processed' in their own way. Depends on what diet guru they're following.

Listen, you need to take your bright yellow shirt and calm the hell down.

AHHAHAAHAHA .. it's so funny to joke about alcoholism. Oh, wait.. no, it's not.

That awkward moment when you realize you've been arguing passionately with a troll. next topic: the alarm clock

Seems legit.

That awkward moment when you hand someone your cell phone to look at a photo, and remember that the picture you took just previous is of your junk. You're now sure they're going to accidentally scroll and see it. new topic: Fox News

That awkward moment when you burp pizza from dinner and it tastes just as good as when you ate it. new topic: toenails

I had a stripper show me her crotch tat. I was in to it.

That awkward moment when you realize your date didn't think about the fact that they were wearing black underwear when they put on white pants. new topic: rollercoasters

... "I guess it's kinda working?" Fifteen pounds in two months is awesome!! In order to lose safely and keep it off, it's recommended you lose about two pounds a week, which would be 16 pounds in two months. So, you're right one track.