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Well guys. Close up the internet. That's it. Won't get any better from here. We have a winner.

You're aware that didn't prove a single thing about your ridiculous claim, right? Of course you're going to gain weight if you consume more calories than you expend. You can do that with anything you eat.

Amazing job, man. You are an inspiration!

Yes! Yes I would!

I eat chicken and very lean beef (90/10 or 93/7 if I can get it). Oatmeal, brown rice, and egg whites are also really great too.

Purely academic.

Your question is bad and you should feel bad! (Dr. Zoidberg reference!) Of course I can. Just what about enjoying casual sex makes a person hopeless?

Just because someone is into casual sex doesn't make them hopeless, though?

I take it you didn't read my post? "(Or what a person thinks is love)". I am aware that those are two very different things.

This. Exactly this! So true.

Love (or what a person thinks is love) can drive a person to do stupid things. I once knew a guy who killed a man over a woman he was seeing. There are plenty of people who have left SO's because they've fallen in love with someone else. I'm not saying that the guy isn't a scummy *kitten*...I couldn't even tell you. I'm…

Be honest. Can you REALLY make that assumption? The guy could just as easily be a lovesick moron.

Sounds like you've been dating the wrong guys. ;) But yeah, I can see where you're coming from with this--I can agree with it too. Granted, it's still not really an excuse to play tonsil hockey behind your SO's back. That's still kinda poopy.

Okay so here's the plan. Get a video camera. Tape everything this guy does because he is a walking comedy goldmine.

Please tell me he said that as nonchalantly as it sounded in my head.

Problem? You call losing inches from your waistline and other areas a problem? ....interesting.

Unless you're a wrestler or other combat sports athlete who's trying to cut weight...there is no need for it. Even then it's not safe. Very easy to dehydrate yourself while wearing plastic wrap.

My grandmother is a gay bashing evil woman. I cannot respect someone like that.

You're a grown adult and you should take responsibility for what you put into your own mouth. I assume he's the one eating it--not you. He's not bringing you the food and cramming it down your throat, is he? My parents bring all kinds of delicious and tempting snack foods that I have a hard time turning down. Cookies,…

This whole thread is worth it because of your replies, dude. I've been sitting here shaking my head at all of these ridiculous posts so it's a breath of fresh air, definitely. Apparently every man ever is trying to keep their SO heavy. Who would have thought?

...you don't know squat about her husband.

I don't very often to be honest. I just recently bought a measure for such a purpose so I've recently done that. Though, I am a bit confused as to where I'm supposed to be measuring my waist at. The woman who makes my costumes for theatre measured like...an inch above my belly button so that's where I did it last. And…

Thank you! I've been working very hard to get where I am. I've even started running and lifting weights (on top of my training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) so apparently it has been paying off. This is really wonderful news! I was a bit worried because like I said it looked to me like I had gained. But the more I looked at it…

It depends on who they were and how they went about asking...also if they have clean feet or not.

I can't eat a banana in public for fear of making eye contact with a fellow male.

This exactly.

Your metabolism doesn't slow down at night. As a matter of fact your body can't tell the difference between 2 am and 2 pm.

Quick and easy answer? Yes. Yes you do.

Anything by Rise Against or Five Finger Death Punch. Basically I want something that gets my blood pumping and nothing does that like fast paced stuff like that.

Hahahaha! You beat me to it, Max!