Trechechus Member

Eat. The. Cake!!!

To late to annul the marriage? Get the eff out of there.

Don't pop it with butter and salt and you're good to go. Popcorn really is quite healthy. http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/healthy-benefits-popcorn-4376.html

Unless I literally could not get out, there is no reason why my dog would not get at least two walks a day.

Welcome aboard! Taking control of your health is a big step! You got this! :smiley:

Pooping

If they are canned, it's likely they are already cooked. I like to eat em straight from the can, or on pizza.

Yep. I go with the dog. Otherwise, as long as I make sure I look like I know where I'm going, people tend to leave me alone. I also refuse to talk to anyone when I'm out in my neighborhood. I don't really care any more if I look like a tool bag.

Carbs do not turn into fat. Whoever told you that has no idea how basic biology and aerobic respiration work.

You're doin' it wrong. Obviously, it must first be refrigerated.

More importantly, is there a way to differential good iron from bad iron? I mean, seriously, all the bad iron I'm in-taking is really sticking to my butt.

I'm a climber (though I can't afford it for the time being,) and have a degree in bio and will have a second in environmental science at the end of the year.

Yes. People who work hard

Wow! You are a friggen warrior! This is awesome!

By "military diet" do you mean reconstituted mashed potatoes and something that might have been a vegetable at one point in recent history?

Did you actually watch Don Jon? It was about how the porn and film industry have given people unrealistic expectations of what an "ideal" relationship / "ideal" sex should look and be like. It is pretty unrelated to a book series that glorifies abusive relationships.

Yes. Glorifying sexual abuse is fantastic. It should be more mainstream. The series is an insult to the BDSM community and to those of us who have had to live through abuse. Also, you do realize that the series started life as an online Twilight fanfiction, right?

This made me happy

I have been using the Nexplanon implant since December and it has been the only thing that hasn't resulted in some awful side-effect. I also don't have to remember to take anything for three years and it has a 99.9% which is fantastic! It's a bit of a process to get it in, but it was totally worth it.…

I've worked with kids and teenagers for a long time, and they are mean for no reason. I had a seven-year-old tell me daily that he hated me and it really pissed me off, though I know it shouldn't have. I was also in an abusive relationship for too long with a man who moo'd at me daily even when I was at an unhealthy low…

Ding, ding, ding! Anti-biotic resistant tuberculosis, anyone?

There are probably more "germs" in your handbag in and in your mouth than on those things. Calm down and let your immune system do what it was designed to do. I did a bacteria culture of a keyboard spacebar once. It came out beautifully!

I literally laughed out loud. My fiance forbade the grapefruit too.

Right!? I am disappointed

Trollin' for booty at comic conventions.

I didn't like Frozen or the Lego Movie for different reasons, but I found both rather boring.

Also, this.