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Happily married to the best sex partner. I know, cuz I been around. Was looking for the best, and I scored :drinker: It was destiny!
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I agree with the "See a therapist" advice. :drinker:
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Yay. It's ****ing hilarious, unless you have a stick up your butt.
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:heart: :bigsmile:
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You sure? I got big muscles. I might burst your bubble when I flex.
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Two Keurigs up and died on me. I was stuck with k-kups. So dissapoint :mad:
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I thought I had a mini crush, but something blew that infatuation bubble. I must be getting too old for that ish :laugh:
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:drinker: :flowerforyou: I have 'man' arms says my man. I'm proud of them. :bigsmile:
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Awesome! And I love the pic where you and your daughter are in your old jeans! Cute! Great job! Keep up the dedication! Congrats!
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Hawt
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What controversy? Sometimes all the yolk don't fit your macros, sometimes it does. Personally, I loves runny yolk. Yum! But on days I'm not wanting my fat from that source, I have a carton of egg whites. Yeah, I agree throwing out food sucks, so just buy the egg white cartons. Cleaner that way too.
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Too bad IWEARBATMANUNDIES deactivated. He was a cute Rican. :sad:
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:bigsmile: :drinker:
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Have your butterface pals deleted you yet? :laugh:
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If I was a dragon, I'd be Drogon so Dany could ride me.
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I'd be a direwolf. Specifically, Nymeria, since she seems to have become the leader of the pack, smartest, fiercest of the five and she wargs with Arya :glasses:
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Brawny had an affair with Mr. Clean :explode:
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Doesn't matter. Just watch the sodium on those suckas!
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My coffee. <<<scratch that! Kid went back to school and was able to get down & dirty on hump day :bigsmile: Caffeinated sex.
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The CURE for CANCER and demise of big pharmas (hope that doesn't count as two)
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My breasts were sucked out of me by my kids. I need to fill em up with something besides muscle. Soon as I can I will. I mean, saggy tits aren't cool, man. So instead of judging how 'fake' they look, your pal should think, "Wonder how jacked they were looking prior..." So that's coming from someone who had some nice apples…
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I couldn't read between the lines...
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I remember one year (waaaaay back) my man got me a VCR/DVD player (remember those?)... I was so pissed! It was for X-MAS! Just because I said it would be cool to have one he thought it would be a great gift! LOL! We got in a fight because I was like WTF? This a family gift, not a sexy wife gift!!! LMAO remembering that ish.
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Hodor hodor hodor!!! :drinker:
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That's real. Ice T's wife Coco squats in her 5" heels. She does have a nice bottom. :drinker: You should try it.
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34 going on 35!!! Feelin' good though! No shame here! :drinker: :bigsmile:
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:laugh: thigh gaps are so yesterday.
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My legs are bigger
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He's a certified playa
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Because she try to get wit my mens! (For freeeeeee.... I'm a pimpstress! Where's my money?!)
