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:laugh: You can't just ask people why they're white" "With all due respect" drives me nuts because no one ever uttered that as a sentence opener and then said something respectful.

All I read was the topic title and thought "nope I'm too tired to think" :laugh:

I'm not sure what I expected to see when I opened this thread, but this definitely wasn't it. I can't decide if I should laugh at the sheer stupidity or cry that this is what the world has come to.

I find it hilarious that so many of you came into a post topic titled "How much do you earn per hour" just to say "it's none of your business" :noway:

I work overnight office and security for a retirement facility. I make $9 an hour. Not too shabby considering this is the first job I've had in almost 5 years (was doing the stay at home mom thing prior) and most of my night is spent guzzling caffeine and messing around on my laptop in an effort to stay awake.

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall :wink: 5'3 here and topped out at 250 lbs. Down to 200 now but still have quite a ways to go until I'm happy.

That GEICO actually stands for Government Employees Insurance Company. I seriously thought they named it that so they could use the cute little gecko in the commercials :laugh:

MFP: Only if I'm super busy or have things going on. I missed 2 weeks when I had my gallbladder removed...but if things are good, then no. FB: No effin way! I'm on there more than any other site. It's how I keep in contact with my family. Cell Phone: Yes. I really only have it for emergencies. Everyone knows FB is the way…

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I sooo needed this entire thread to brighten my day

LMFAO! When I was little my dad used to tell me that the leading cause of death was breathing. Turns out he was right :laugh:

You're not alone. Bacon haters unite! Actually I like it but it's off limits now since I decided I'm going vegetarian and this time it's gonna stick lol

"I don't need to write that down" /facepalm The rest of that sentence should be "unless I actually want to remember it"

LMAO this made me think of a trip to the bar I took right after I got married. I had a guy come up to me and ask "did you clean yourself with windex...because I can see myself in them." He got soo butthurt when I burst out laughing and pretty much spit my drink on him :laugh:

:laugh: Next time just tell them "If your house isn't for sale, get the sign out of your yard"

:laugh: :laugh: I hadn't heard the deodorant thing before but I'll have to try it. I've actually stopped wearing dresses in the summer because of my chub rub...

This whole thread has me LMAO! I take the phone into the bathroom with me so yeah...I haven't gone to the bathroom alone since 2004 when my daughter was born. Damn kids think I'm going to escape if they don't stand outside the door and yell :grumble:

:grumble: The nerve of some people!

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My insomnia has been crazy out of control since we moved so I've been alternating between dramamine, benadryl and melatonin. I can't stomach the thought of drinking warm milk and meditation has yet to do it for me. If my husband didn't work graves, I'd totally go with the roll in the hay option.

LMAO! As a woman I should be offended and yet... In answer to the question, I'd fix our damn AC and get some new pillows.

I don't think it's weird but I get friend requests from people that are graduating from my high school this year when I graduated in 2002. Any time I get a request I just go read their profile. If it seems like we'll click they get added and if we talk great, if not I delete them. No harm done.

This made me laugh. How in the world do you get Jason out of Jayce?! :noway: And I feel you on "there is no y" except in my case it's "it's an o not an e" My last name is Wallingford. FORD not FERD.

I'm not a single parent now, but when I left my first husband I single parented our daughter for about a year. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done [hell motherhood in general is] but it was definitely worth it. I agree about quality over quantity. My daughter deserved better than 2 parents that weren't there…

:laugh: You are such a goob! But yeah what he said...

I started out with 110 pounds to lose. I've lost 30 so far. Feel free to add me :smile:

I took my 2 year old shopping during Christmas time [don't ask me why...it's a recipe for disaster] All day she was asking "Mommy can I have this? Mommy can I have that?" I was so freaking frustrated by the time that we were done that as we were walking out of the store I finally shouted "Mommy is not made of money!" It…

When I was dating my husband, he used to correct everyone when they mispronounced his last name. I remember thinking "is it really that big a deal?" Now that we're married, it TOTALLY is and I do it constantly. It sounds EXACTLY like it's spelled people! The only time I don't correct someone is when it's someone I…

I can't believe how much I laughed at it either :laugh: :laugh:

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I do believe I'm a little skeered and I'm glad I'm over here in the US and can't tune in. Curiosity killed the cat and I'd end up watching it like a train wreck unable to turn away...