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Back and Looking For New Friends
After a 5 month hiatus due to a uterine prolapse and subsequent hysterectomy, I have FINALLY been given the okay to take on light activities. I still can't lift anything over 10 pounds but at least I'm not stuck in bed all day so yay for that :) I need to lose 93 pounds to make my goal weight and would love to have some…
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That's a bad mama!
Oh boy have I got some kissing up to do. I forgot to give my kitten Charlotte water today and she fell in the toilet trying to get some :blushing: She came in all wet and gave me the worst stinkeye I've seen in a long time...wonder if canned cat food will get me out of the dog house or if I should come home with new toys…
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2 Random Questions
Because inquiring minds want to know... Question 1: Am I the only one that spends half their life looking for things they had just a minute ago? I just wasted 3 minutes of my life hunting for the pen that I lost because I dropped the stupid thing while watching a youtube video. Question 2: Am I the only one that finds a…
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Totally random gum question
I recently discovered I have a bubble gum addiction. I was logging it yesterday and can't believe I chewed 150 calories worth :noway: So then I started wondering...do the calories just run down the back of my throat while I chew or do they only count if I swallow it :laugh:
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Does this count?
I just chopped off massive amounts of my hair. Went from about my butt to my shoulders and it's super thick to begin with. Can I count that as weight loss? :laugh: :laugh:
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Can't Stop Laughing!
My cat was spayed yesterday so she's in the cone of shame. She's spent the last half an hour trying desperately to back up out of it and has fallen off the bed about 6 times. I can't help but laugh and now she's sooo pissed she's determined to bite me with the cone on which is only making me laugh harder. I will pay for…
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Small NSV
I absolutely HATE bra shopping! Always takes me way too long to find one that fits properly and looks nice...and by the time I'm done in the dressing room I feel like I've been salsa dancing in a coffin. BUT I went shopping this weekend and was able to get a 40 instead of a 42. Scale isn't moving but at least I know my…
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Weirdest Thing
I broke my ankle so severely that I needed a plate and pins put in it. It's finally starting to heal well enough that I can walk on it (YAY!) and today I was taking a look at the kick *kitten* scar I'm gonna have... My ankle bone has a point! :laugh: I can actually see the edges of the plate that was put in it and now I…
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My Poor Furbaby
I needs advice please. My poor kitty Charlotte caught fleas and we are having such problems completely ridding her of them. She's had 3 flea baths. I've treated the carpet and furniture and washed all the bedding. She has a flea collar on and I've given her the drops between her shoulders that are supposed to take care of…
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What did you do today honey?
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an…
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Funny Pictures Thread
Saw this on another board and figured everyone needs a good laugh (and ab workout.) Make sure to add your own when you're done laughing :smile:
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Random Pet Question
Do you save hi to your pet when it walks into a room or bless them when they sneeze? I do and a few of my friends think it's strange. I say bless you to strangers on the street or in the store so why shouldn't my kitty be blessed? :smile:
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Woohoo for NSVs
I've never had so much fun shopping for clothes. I've dropped 3 pants sizes and 1 shirt size :happy:
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Neighbor Issues
At what point do you become involved in how someone is parenting their children? My next door neighbor is out of control. Yesterday while I was in the tub I could hear her screaming at her kids (which range in age from 4 to about 11) Get your mother effen *kitten* into the shower right now. What the f is wrong with you…
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Ringtones
Just got a new cell and I'm digging around on phonezoo for ringtones. What's your ringtone? I needs ideas! Give them to me nao! (ahem please...or something like that)
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That's a bad kitty!
I'm home alone watching a scary movie (and posting here of course) and my kitty climbed up into my dresser. I don't even know how she did it but she pushed the drawer open from the inside and oh yeah I screamed like a little girl. My neighbors are going to think I'm being murdered :embarassed:
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The Husband Store
A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but…
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My Latest Burn
I went bowling with my husband. Keep in mind the last time I went bowling was on our second date and we've been married for almost 3 years. It was tragic! I bowled 6 straight gutter balls until I started granny bowling...my final score? 56!! Thank goodness I burned 140 calories or I would have been devastated :laugh:…
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AAADD Joke
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to…
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A Joke For the Ladies
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions…
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Woohoo NSV!
I actually just got 2 NSVs in one day :smile: I have to cinch my belt down further from losing so many inches from my waist AND had to buy a smaller bra from the inches lost from my torso. Feeling GREAT!
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21 Pounds Down
I had my hubby take pictures today and have to say I'm quite surprised at the difference :smile:
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Diary of Trainee (Joke)
Diary... For my fiftieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my high school softball team, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my…
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The Toddler Diet (Joke)
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to cheat of their diets, or quit after 3 days. Well, now there's the new…
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Earworms
Anyone else ever get earworms that drive them completely bonkers? And before you all start freaking out, an earworm is one of those songs that worms it's way into your ear and gets stuck in your brain for the better part of a day :laugh: Currently the Oscar Mayer wiener song is stuck in my head. Haven't seen a commercial…
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Will this never end?
I posted a few days back about my obnoxious neighbors and now the situation is completely out of hand. They were up blasting their music at 10:30 last night loudly enough that I could hear it over my own tv. They woke me up at 7:30 this morning allowing their children to run from one side of the apartment and back over and…
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What to do
We live in a low income apartment and we recently got some new neighbors in the apartment above us. They have been AWFUL since they moved in. Dad must have little d**k syndrome because I can hear him screaming obscenities and smacking the kids and his wife...Mom has major anal retentive issues since she actually vacuum 8…
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Woohoo!
I officially reached my first weight loss goal yesterday. I've lost 10 pounds and my thighs are actually starting to get some tone. *happy dance* \o/
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I'm so ebil
So my kitty cat Waffles is kneading my calf muscles. I did some major walking today and they're sore so it feels awesome. Thing is I know she's only doing it because she wants food. How long can I let her do it without totally topping the EVIL chart? LOL
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Confused
I've been reading posts and see that most of you eat back at least part of the calories your burn exercising. I'm confused as to why. I thought the whole way to lose weight was to burn more than you take in so why would you eat back the calories you burn? I shoot for eating less than 1800 calories a day regardless of how…
