A Joke For the Ladies
A real man is a woman’s best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that…….
Never mind.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that…….
Never mind.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!0
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HAHAHA!!!!! oh, how i love this post0
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hahahahahaha!!!0
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Pour me a glass:drinker:0
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LMFAO!!! That's hilarious!0
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this!!! 0 -
LOL! Love it.0
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Reported for being sexist.0
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Too Funny!!!:drinker:0
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This is so funny... And yet, so true!! LOL0
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haahahaha!! LOVE IT0
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love it!0
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Reported for being sexist.
Seriously?! Just chuckle (cause it is cute) and move on.. Or next time, when it says a joke for the *ladies* don't read it..0 -
Reported for being sexist.
Party pooper!
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That is so funny! Thanks for the laugh!0
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seen it before.. still makes me lol!0
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that is hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh! I do love me some wine!!!0
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Reported for being sexist.
Reported for...I don't know. Give me a minute and I'll make something up!
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Reported for being sexist.
Seriously?! Just chuckle (cause it is cute) and move on.. Or next time, when it says a joke for the *ladies* don't read it..
I WAS JOKING!! Now go make me a sammich!!<
joke. ha ha!0 -
Thanks for the chuckle, though it does make me want a glass or 4.0
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Thanks for the chuckle, though it does make me want a glass or 4.
LOL sorry about that :blushing:0 -
I was thinking of my Wilson when I read this...he's my baby boy...a wire-haired dachshund0
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