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If they fall asleep when the're finished then you know they've enjoyed themselves!
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Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal. Nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude I plan on using this for motivation
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Just lick it off
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Guys pass alot of gas excuse me/manners do not exist after
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Lisa Gardner, detective type with super unexpected twists( she has another pen name too but forgot it) Ann Rule- based on true crimes
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I heard you use it to water the beans for Jack's trip
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bactine spray for that- helped the hurt stop hurting
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That wheelchair you mentioned....get it rollin..... put that child of yours on your lap and go have some fun!
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can I have magic powers like Samantha on Bewitched? (twinkle of nose)
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how about a magazine subscription...he heh heh
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don't ruffle my tail feathers
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Its called a watttle
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can toilet paper get divorces?
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I am not the headless horseman
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Do not make an offer on a house until you know what the assessed value is, this should be available online as it is public record. Reason being- you do not want to make an offer that is super-inflated compared to the assessors office value. When making an offer on a home always, always always put some type of contingency…
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dentists prefer you not brush at all......keeps 'em in business
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toothpaste left in the sink, bad aims at the toilet
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my tongue over
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when my kids say they did their homework........then it becomes magically lost when asked to see it
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running out of battery on the laptop
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dogs barking when I'm trying to sleep
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people who spit
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people using those cell phone headset thingies...........
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getting stuck behind a slowpoke driver when I'm in a hurry
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people who forget to brush their teeth before their dental appt.....or smoke right before their appt- GROSS
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thats what she said
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I love you
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is there a 12 step program for this?
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having to refill the toilet paper,,,,,,,,my family leaving a tiny portion of food in the storage conainer, package, etc so they don't have to clean it out or throw it away!! ARRRGGGGGGgggg
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Pay it Forward Fried Green Tomatoes(BBQ never the same after that movie) Forest Gump
