theoriginaljayne Member

You may want to visit the doctor sooner rather than later.

What do you normally eat, and when did your stomach problems first appear? In the meantime, try drinking chicken or vegetable broth.

Just store all of your food on high shelves. Calories are afraid of heights, and will jump out and run away.

Drink your calories. Cow's milk, soy milk, almond milk, fruit juice, vegetable juice, smoothies, hot chocolate, cider... It's pretty easy to slip in a couple hundred calories through beverages. Also, reiterating what everyone else has said so far: go for calorie-dense food, like nuts and nut butters, meats, cheeses, eggs,…

I think I would like to be you when I grow up.

Feed it plenty of leaves and grasses and let it outside a few times a day.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12 Read this. It will tell you everything you need to know.

I add cinnamon, a splash of vanilla, and almond milk to mine. If I want a little more flavor, sometimes I add chopped apples, bananas, berries, walnuts, or dried cranberries.

My advice: every time you weigh yourself, plot that weight on a chart. Don't focus on the little fluctuations between individual points; just look at the overall trend of the graph over a period of time (I recommend several weeks). Is it heading in a downward direction? If so, then great! If not, then you'll need to change…

Hmm... Today's picks would be Tom Hiddleston and Joe Walker. Yesterday's were Benedict Cumberbatch and Jean-Baptiste Maunier. And you know what, I'll go ahead and pick tomorrow's: Tom Felton and Gregory Peck. My all-time girl crush, of course, would be Florence Welch. ETA: Oh, of course, you need pictures. Tom Hiddleston:…

QFT

Kill the chicken, pluck it, roast it, and serve it with the corn. Then take your dinner, along with your dog, across the river (make two trips if you're afraid of dropping something). Eat your fill, then head off into the sunset with the dog. That's how I'd do it, anyway.

INTJ.

I've got a scar in the shape of South America on my leg from a bike accident as a kid.

No, it was Shia LaBeouf. He is an actual cannibal, after all.

(Hope this hasn't been posted already!) Hey girl... I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves. *cue groaning*

This thread has me chuckling out loud. Props to you all. I'm not feeling clever enough to come up with a movie at the moment, unfortunately.

Agreed. I've been all over the board when it comes to schooling (public, private, alternative, accelerated learning, homeschooling), and in my experience, the quality of education offered by my public high school was excellent... but as Rachel said, it had less to do with how I was taught and more to do with how much I…

:flowerforyou: In all seriousness, I'm glad that you had a successful evening!

I'd buy a sailboat, a good one. I'd live well below my means for a couple of years and save up the money, so I could pay full price up front. I might buy our boat from my father, actually (although he's so attached to it that he'll probably want to be buried in it). I'd rent out a slip somewhere near my workplace. I'd buy…

Maybe they're hungry or sore or retaining water? Maybe they're tired of misinformation? Maybe they spilled coffee on their suit while driving to work? Maybe they missed the My Little Pony reruns? Maybe they're just angry inside? Seriously, though, if you take a day or two and devote it to exploring the corners of the…

Rectangle. I don't mind it.

When I was a kid, I knew all of the basics of reproduction (sperm and egg, development of the fetus, even childbirth ), but as to how the sperm actually got inside the uterus... yeah, the book I was reading was pretty vague on that subject. Specifically, it said "the sperm enter the woman's body through skin-to-skin…

Shellfish! Which is a shame, because I used to be able to eat it, and it was delicious.

I thought the title said "Furbies" at first, and all I could think was OH DEAR GOD NO. But I'm down with fuzzy animals!

This person is a genius.

"Dies Irae" by Libera.

I'd prefer to be a normal/athletic mix. Actually, replace "prefer to" with "will." :) I think I'm "curvy" right now.

Hmm... do you want photos of women in yoga pants, or photos of women's butts in yoga pants?

I'm 5'3 and around 108 pounds. I want to lower my BF% and increase muscle mass, regardless of the scale's reaction. :)