nikilis Member

people make mistakes, and partners should always have a sense of humor about things. if you break up with people over minor things as a matter of principle, get used to spending a lot of alone time with your hand.

Squat toilets FTW! No Seats! china is awesome! NAAAAAT!

don't give up, they're in there somewhere.

Beard (plus inset mustache)

moustache.

go into grief mode.

remember this guy?

intermittent fasting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzfsaXsV-T4

for being a pussie (hehehehe)

for the denial of "being the one who dealt it"

I'd worry more about the cesium.

dayum, thats a good list. totally coming to eat at your house.

kiwifruit coconuts salmon rice tomatoes kale milk thats hard. you would want things like basil mustard seeds chilli peppers eggs limes potatoes kale salt pepper sugar all kinds of nuts!

1. PROTEIN! (get more of it, people say 1g per 1lb, but thats probably over the top. its important tho.) 2. VITAMINS! (take a multivitamin, that will probably help too) 3. FRUIT & VEGETABLES (5 PLUS SERVINGS A DAY) 4. IRON SUPPLEMENT ( if your doctor didn't check your iron levels, get them checked. if you are not sure,…

doesn't work 100% of the time tho does it?

still 99% sure you're pregnant.

pfff.... no imagination. SLOTH!!!

yeh george carlin was a massive legend. Ck is funny too. ricky gervais, dave chapelle obviously, richard pryor, if you havent seen eddy murphy raw and delirious, they are really really awesome. for the brits, frankie boyle, russell brand, jimmy carr especially when people heckle him, Dara O Briain, Rhod Gilbert. no mention…

naaa ahhh.. go to your doctor and ask, he will tell you, antibiotics totally treat a stroke. for serious.

yeh, I suppose you're right, yesterday I coughed 3 times, my teeth bled a little bit when I flossed and I felt a little too depressed when the NZ team lost the Rugby League world cup. off to the doctor to get all kinds of antibiotics! (its a stroke, I'm sure of it)

the lord works in mysterious ways.

"if only he had seen the warning signs of constipation and a few pimples, we could have saved him from a horrible death" said no one ever.

shes been constipated for a week. its not life threatening. shes just pregnant! take it easy on her in this emotional, but wondrous time.

at first I laughed, then felt the need to cough.

4 months late? Pregnant!

Pregnant!

sounds like something someone would say who hasn't had a long term relationship.

well, your point was lost in a massive tirade. most people know that BMI is inaccurate, and who uses BMI for BF%? the answer is no one who has spent 5 minutes reading about measuring body fat on the internet.

this is far too much over the fact that BMI doesn't work for all body types. go see a dietitian if you want proper body composition analysis. try to be happy. its worth a try.