cami_toad

Thanks =) You are a peach!

Nice tat. That hair doh.

Belly button lint. I keep it in a jar next to my bed. I just can't throw away a piece of myself.

Sorry. I'm not 12.

Dat molester stache.

You shave that molester stache I might not.

We are not talking about YOUR secret fetishes.

She couldn't handle the camel toe.

probably a dead body.

I get really butt hurt over it and want to cry myself to sleep. Then I go eat a twinkie and all is right in the world.

Well that's refreshing. Glad it isn't about me.

Your lipstick should never match your hair.

Can't handle the moose knuckle?

"Part 92" really? Wtf? and no.

Id rather bang your dog.

abso-f'n-lutely NOT! Gross.