yepitsjen Member

I live in Seattle. Men here thinks it's okay to wear sandals and socks.

Hey there, I'm Jen- single mom to a 12 year old girl. I've been split from her dad for about 8 years, but because he was a touring musician (aka- a guitar player in a rock band) it's been me and her, on our own, the whole time- even when he was around. My weight gain started about a year after I split with my ex. I quit…

I thought you meant that one- but there are so many others!

Which b****?

Okay- this is really long- I originally posted it on my blog. I joined OKCupid on a Friday night, on a whim, when I was totally vulnerable from every single person in my life wondering why I wasn't dating. From my mom to my co-workers, I got a lot of "but you'd be so happy if you were dating" speech. So I caved. Friday…

Also, I was just telling my friend last night that if I enter a room with 31 men, 30 of whom are normal with good jobs, a car, and some money in a retirement account and one with every problem under the sun (mommy issues, no job, no car)- I'll end up in the coatroom with the one dumbass... That's why I'm single for now- I…

Happily single for 3 years after 10 years of marriage. I need to get my self in order before I can be a good partner for anyone. That's not to say that i don't allow for the occasional BC.

I drink flavored vodka with soda water (not soda pop). It's fizzy and if you do a splash of cranberry or lemonade it adds a bit of flavor. My favorite drink is Absolut Ruby Red Grapefruit and soda water with a lemon.

Great job! You look fantastic. Although you're absolutely beautiful in both pics.

yeah, this too.

^^This.

I am going to Greece and Italy this summer- and I want to be able to wear a bathing suit. I've never really been obese, but I've been between 30-50 pounds overweight since my daughter was born in 1999. I want to feel sexy and good about myself again. And I want to live long enough to see my daughter become an adult.

Really? Why don't you have more replies! I love my eyes and smile. I'm also very funny IRL (but for some reason not online :ohwell: ) I also love my height (5'11") and my big *kitten*. It took me a long time to fall in love with my giant booty, but now I'm worried about missing it as I lose weight.

I'd like to join! How?

Or he'll do something to you. That one always works for me.

I'm that person that has hot sauces from all over the world. Whenever people go places that's what I get as a souvenir. If I can't get hot sauce, I put crushed red peppers on my food, too.

I'm scared of WWZ movie. I am a huge horror movie fan, including all Asian and European horror, but I CANNOT stand movies made from books. It pisses me off every time. "The Shining" is the only exception- because it's Stanley Kubrick :)

When I'm bored at work I put Maury Povich on YouTube and listen with my headphones on. It always makes me giggle a little.

Super bored, trying to get motivated. I "worked from home" two days this week, because my daughter is sick. I'm about to leave to go home and take care of her, but I *still* can't get anything done!

Try "World War Z" if you're interested in books about the Zombie Apocalypse. It's amazing. Also, The Walking Dead was a super rad comic before it was a TV show. It's really good. "World War z" came out in 2006.

My dream is to have someone carry me everywhere while I drink red wine and eat Ruffles with French Onion dip. And the occasional plate of mashed potatoes and steak with a big tumbler of vodka on the side. I would smoke the whole time too. In this dream of mine, I am the only one that can smell my cigarettes, I never age,…

Your big house is infested with termites and your porch falls off while you're trying to impress someone you wanted to date in high school. I wish I could travel the world for free.

Princess bride!

I make a lot of smoothies for my daughter in our blender- strawberries, kale, bananas, ice, milk. I used to put a raw egg in hers for extra protein, but haven't done it for quite a while because of the health risks. You can't taste the kale with the bananas or other stuff. I also use Advocare meal replacement shakes and…

Dude sweet

I don't know that she responded, but I figured out that I'm a dirty tramp and the rest of the forum has now determined that they are likely bisexual.

That I have a sparkly head. And that I love mimosas in Hawaii.

What's wrong with being promiscuous? As long as all parties are aware and it's safe?

Maltitol is an artificial sweetener in a lot of protein/diet shakes and bars. That stuff kills me. I have horrible gastro problems when I have that. I also have dropped bread, most other grains, dairy and wine and my bloating is not nearly as bad as it had been. It's been about three months and I had cheese the other…