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B*tchin' 'stache, bro.

He wants to do a crayon portrait of your pretty baby face, little one. And in response to the original question: OBJECTIFY ME, BABY. And DO tell me about it... in detail... in fact I want a steamy erotic novel. Hey, you might as well return the favor.

I wonder, do you just copy & paste these responses like I do now?

Word. Wait... seriously?

Shut up. Shut up forever.

HA! Is this a bad time to... what do they call it... BUMP? I just can't help myself... That's rich.

I mean kinda, but then again a man with a good pair of shoes is a very sexy thing. So don't stress...

B!tchin'.

I'm a carny! That's jargon for "carnival worker". Also called "circus freak" or "pikey".

That was good... Too good.

Bacardio. Get it? Because it's like Bacardi... and cardio... my two favorite things... If I were a man it would be Sir Loin. I would dress as a knight.

Freakin' bump. Bump the hell outta that. Double- no TRIPLE bump. In fact, bump it four times. DON'T STOP BUMPING.

I think the problem here is that fat collects more heavily on the thighs. This fills in the gap between the legs and fills out the "saddle-bags" making it look like the calves are more splayed than the thighs, without actually affecting your bone structure. That's my guess, anyway. I've seen people with this look bounce…

Yep. 14-20. The kinda guy that fills a doorway. I don't understand this obsession with being "cut". Bleh!

It's not... actually zero calories. It's like two.

:flowerforyou: Hey, good luck fighting the MFP-ers. I appreciate you staying polite despite less than pleasant feedback. It's very classy of you.

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No support?! BS. I'm here for you, kid. We'll be pals.

Hey, I've never been married, so you may not want my opinion, but I have had parents and grandparents, friends and siblings with spouses, and (especially in reference to my grandparents who were married ('til death do they part) for fifty years) I know one thing for a fact: the bigger the hurdle you overcome, the bigger…

Electrolytes. Essentially they're just salt, but they're essential for water absorption. So... yeah.

Aww they look so gorgeous! They're such an inspiration. After this I was gonna go binge on beanie weenies, but after seeing those babes I'm gonna go run six miles instead! Keep it up! WTG!

I'll be honest, when I read Forskolin all I saw was foreskin.

Woo hoo, vegan parade! 1. Oatmeal: 1/2 a cup with water. End of story 2. No toast. 3. No ice cream. 4. No yogurt. 5. Popcorn: Orville Redenbacher's "Simply Salted" or whatever. 6. Endangered Species extra dark. 7. Fruity candy?... Ew. 8. Bran muffins! Or oat muffins! I love muffins. 9. No ice cream. 10. No wheat for…

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Oh gosh, CUTE. Bump for you, Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco

I adore all manner of bugs: spiders, crickets, worms, OOH and cockroaches. Intestine of a few different animals: sheep, cow, pig. Normal stuff. ...I'm actually not impressed by my resume. I need to travel! P.S. Bear isn't weird... That used to be a weekly dish in my family. I had turtle. It was odd. I want to try guinea…

Tee hee hee...

Chill, bro...