paul7799 Member

I did not give them up and hit my goal.

Eat it. Then have sex with her.

When you're in a relationship you can say anything you want. You just have to be prepared to deal with the consequences of what fell out of your mouth.

Don't worry, cutie. Weight fluctuates all the time in maybe 2-7 pound ranges. Don't quit I've been doing this for over a year now. Hell, I am going to have to for the rest of my life and I plan to be around for a long time.

It's my understanding that it depends on the regional processing facility that the Soylent Green is produced at. For example: there is an exceedingly high fat content in the Soylent Green produced in the United States. Excessive consumption of that particular blend can cause feelings of jingoism and entitlement. The…

A or B make me want to turn into a Monk. A makes me feel like I am punished and (B) if someone crosses the line in how they treat me, meaning she tries to get me to do what she wants out of fear or feeling like she is disgusted with me, it never lasts too long. I'm kind of stubborn and useless to women anyway.

I promise I am not a creepy, old man but whoever you are in that picture neither girl is fat in my book. Anyway, oh yes, guys struggle with it too. I saw a picture of myself with a head like a basketball and decided to lose weight. But it's going to be alright for you. I binge sometimes too. You are only human and you only…

Get him a nice bottle of cologne he likes, the Vodka, or both. Then, and this is the most important part: cover yourself in strategically placed scraps of wrapping paper and wait for him under the tree-he won't give a damn what you spend and best Christmas ever.

Where is his dad in all this?

Tell her she is a bad girl for leaving crackers on the floor then put her over your knee and spank her.

I single note that would say I'm not done and I wasted most of the time I was given.

Anyone who wants to make me food is welcome to.

Don't fall in love. You'll just screw it up for everyone.

I was thinking morose, aging, quasi-hipster who is World weary on a desperate and never ending quest for meaning. Or maybe Suave Ben from "Blue Velvet."

He's being a jerk because it has worked in the past. And in a way it's kind of working now since you have a mix of confusion and a tiny bit of intrigue which means you are interested in him. To hell with his crap. I grow tired of idiots like him screwing everything up for men who don't do that. I don't care how "fine" or…

This is where One goes to Brazil and asks young ladies if One can lift their butt, right?

Proof that no matter how lonely or misunderstood you are there is a group of people just like you out there: http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

Good on ya both.

I am. Well, evenings anyway.

Because society says we "have" too. I recall a guy i knew in college who said he wanted someone who made it so he "didn't have to think, bought all the food, made it for him, and did his laundry." I told him, "Dude, you want a Mom." I did use the word "dude" but I was in college at the time. Which I think is better than…

I dunno. There is the biology argument of spreading your genetic code and all that crap. There might be a little bit of truth in it. I'd also say there is a lot of truth in just being a ****. Most of the people I've know who cheated were women and bragged about how easy it was. I think just in general human beings suck.…

I was about to say this but he did it for me. Probably because he is an Alpha. so he will get to sire and my weak genetic and emotional makeup will eventually die off.

England.

Single at the moment. But no, never did that. If I had a "guys night out" she knew about it ahead of time and it was never in conflict with our plans. If I had a hot wife at home after work I would want to see her, and if there was drinking it would be usually with her.

I have one, I still have it, been over a year and I have yet to throw it out. I don't want to forget her. She's married by now but I am single.

That is one of many reasons I don't mess with Facebook. I don't want every jerk I went to High school with tracking me down and saying, "Bro, how are you?"

As useful and masculine providor that wants to help women have kids.

I now have a crush on you for referencing Dr. Strangelove.

"Bacon Le Flambeur"

You are such a beauty! Good job. A friend of mine has had thyroid issues to the point where hers had to be destroyed by radiation. I'll share your story with her it may inspire her as she has had struggles of her own.