paul7799 Member

Put a lock on your locker. I am tired of opening lockers and finding stuff inside . I am also tired of thinking I found a great spot surrounded by empty lockers only to have some Bro marauder in and open one right next to me. Are combination locks really that expensive?

Oh sure. I really did just start out with portion control. I actually lost weight eating processed, microwave crap a lot because it was easy. I knew how many calories I'd get each time I ate. Don't beat yourself up, not worth it. I try and eat "clean," whatever the waffling definition of that is, but sometimes I'll eat a…

So more women will start sentences about me like the one above.

YOU! Are awesome :)!!!

Aaron Sorkin put it best in "Sports Night": "He did it the same reason anyone did anything. To impress women." Sure, I want to be healthy and live forever. Yet, the true reason is that I feel like the deck is stacked against me and I want to do what I can to get women to find me more attractive.

Attractive, Human female.

Anything that tastes good.

MMMMM no. Mouth will be shut.

He had it coming. If you keep pushing someone they will break and hit you with a baseball bat. Anyway . . . Most of us here are adults I imagine. Did you get picked on? I sure as hell did. When I was 5-12 your Mom and or Dad talking to the teacher about the bullying pretty much meant it would continue and get a whole lot…

No, since I usually have too much in the calorie account and not enough in the currency account. But I see what you mean,

OK, I'll bite since I can't sleep. Not using a turn signal. The use of Irregardless. Walking into a room and saying "knock knock" People getting stupid drunk and picking fights. The largely self perceived and depressing notion that we are all a bunch of gluten free special snowflakes that need hugs all the time in the USA.…

I was properly taught to have nothing but self loathing and shame for my body so, no.

Keep eating them. Women live longer. And if you turn out pretty men will want to buy you stuff. Sometimes that stuff includes food and shelter. Maybe even transportation. And if you're really lucky (if you turn out pretty you are really lucky) you can even have a baby but only if you want to. A human life will grown inside…

Nothing. I live off of sushi rice, animal protein, frozen vegetables and soba noodles all year. So I eat whatever the hell i want lol.

Don't feel like a pig. Suggested serving size on the packs of processed crap we eat in the West is a joke anyway. It's great for Supermodels, the dead, or people with Manorexia etc. But really 1/2 cup of cereal and that is a serving? I'd eat the whole damn box of cracklin' oat bran before my stomach says enough.

Single. Never been married.

Cool points . . . off the scale for getting that reference.

Sodium is a harsh mistress.

. . . damn it I bet your're married and you're 1400 miles away . . . Really neat website BTW.

Matthaus-Passion BWV-244 . . . no not really, I don't have one.

OK. Mine are pretty out there: Hiromi Uehara (Jazz Composer and pianist (Buy her albums America). Yeah, I'll admit it, Margaret Cho (before the weight loss or circa now and tatted up). God help me: Cristina Fernández de Kirchner (current president of Argentina). Judge me.

Lori did kind of have it coming.

Argentina gets everything man. Grass fed cows, super hot Presidente de la Nación, and now Stevia Coke.

Cheeseburgers as big as my head.

Aaron Sorkin did have a brilliant line in "Sports Night" : "He did it the same reason anybody did anything. To impress women." Yes, I did it for health but I'd like to be attractive too.

Well if she is too bony making love would sounds like throwing a couple of wind chimes down a spiral staircase.

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I am listen to YYZ Doctor Kreiger.

I like you.

I am going to work. I get off at midnight. Then I will go to a strip club, walk in and yell "I have health insurance." Thus, I will obtain a brand new soon to be ex girlfriend.