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I also assume you wear makeup, which you do. Do you have any kind of pest control in your dwelling? Do you work with only non-carnivorious exotic animals?

Did you know that most makeup is tested on lab animals? How about those leather shoes and belt?

Same with the alligators here in Florida

Hey kids.. here is a little fun fact. Here in America (as someone else pointed out, that is what we are talking about), most grocery stores have a three day supply of food. What this means to you and me is that, if for some reason, the trucks stopped delivering food, the stores would be empty in three days. Right now, in…

Is it safe to assume you are a vegetarian?

Several years ago, I purchased an older Ford Bronco. I knew the battery in it was crap but, I had not gotten around to buy a new one yet. (I only had it for about a week at this point). Well, my wife wanted to drive it to the grocery store and, she left the headlights on, thereby killing the battery. She called me and told…

I am 45, a Southerner, a Veteran (Army) and a Father. My Father taught it to me and I am passing it down to my kids. The "rule of law" in my family is to help those who cannot help themselfs. My kids have seen me help change a tire for a stranger or give a jump start in a parking lot. My son has observed me absolutly…

Have you thought about home schooling?

I did. I quit the I.T. industry to build custom cars and motorcycles. That lasted about two years because reality sucks. I am back in the I.T. industry.

For some reason, I seem to end up with mutts from the rescue shelter. Also, for reasons unknown, they seem to be mixed with German Shepard. My last mutt was picked up as a puppy from the shelter. I got him a week before I got married. He was a Shepard/Chow mix and we named him Kevlar. His fur was a golden red color. He was…

Wow... You pick him up because he is too drunk to WALK The only time you see him is when he is drunk. I think your buddy might have a little bit of a problem.

I am suprised how many are looking at a .357 wheel gun. I thought I was the oddball for owning one.

While you are waiting, google "How to do an oil change in (your car)

Typically it is an urban environment and would be used only if there is a serious SHTF situation. I mean, everything else being equal, the tow truck would just bring her home or the police would assist. This is for that "One in a million" chance of stuff going seriously wrong. Ironically, it is back there with the jumper…

Well, I "Pulled the trigger" last night and bought a new "Get Home" gun for my wife. It is a Mossburg 500 JIC 12 gauge. It breaks apart pretty easily and fits in a little case. From there, the case slides into the compartment on the side of the vehicle where the jumper cables and crap are kept. Even with the little panel…

I like the one for some kind of snack. I don't know what it is but, there is this dude. He is at the gym and this other guy is snapping these huge ropes up and down. Guy 1: - What does that do? Guy 2 - I dunno, but it looks cool. Same guy is on the treadmil and the dude next to him is wearing a breathing restrictor mask.…

I am looking for a good price on a .357 lever action. I am a big fan of simple and my every day carry is a .357 revolver so, similar rounds makes me happy. I am also on the lookout for a compact .45

If she is going to the "wedding tradition" of wearing the wedding dress, walking the walk, dragging the baby, and probably having traditional vows, then, by tradition, the white dress was to signify virginity.

Funny. MY first thought was "A white dress? really?"

It's funny because mine is pretty much the exact flip-flop of yours: Watch/Wristwatch/Stopwatch - I have zero need for this. If I am doing cardio, I simply do it until I am too tired to do anymore. Blender Bottle - I don't even know what this is. I have a water bottle and I have a blender.... Stretching (Yoga does this for…

I believe it is VERY important to remember that Intelligence is very much based on the environment that you are in. For example: Lets take the two really old guys in "Swamp People". The brothers. Between them, they MIGHT form one complete sentence. If you put them in front of a computer and ask them to check email, they…

He COULD tell you but... well... you know the rest.

I am on the fence about the kilt. On one hand, I do respect heritage and stuff like that. On the other hand, unless you are actually Scottish (Meaning you were born there), I think a kilt is the wrong choice of clothing. But the bottom line is, if your Girlfriend is normally accepting of the things you do but she has a…

Do you have a drive in movie theater nearby? That is my "go to" date night with my wife (15 years last month) and we always enjoy it. Bring a few beach chairs and your drinks of choice in a cooler along with some food.

Oh boy.. I had a 1977 VW Passat. It was bright orange and had brown "Pleather" seats. I also owned a 2001 bright yellow Pontiac Aztek. As ugly as the Aztek was, it was actually a very pratical vehicle. I could fit standard plywood in the back. The tailgate had recesses in it for your butt and it had radio controls in the…

Schoolhouse Rock.

I have been very fortunate to have traveled to many different countries. Mostly on the governments dime but, whatever. Here is my take on it: The most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life = Russia The highest percentage of gorgeous women = Czech Republic Greatest range between un-attractive and beautiful = Germany

Ahh... the "Lunk Alarm". Monday I didn't work so, I went to the Planet Fitness near my house. There were only a few people there (11:00 AM) but, the lunk alarm kept going off. I finally realized that every time the Air Conditioner kicked on, it made a "klang" sound which triggered the alarm.

Anything that rattles in my car.

Wait... Is the spotter wearing sandels with socks?