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Nothing left to give Lionel Richie ;)
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Tell me how to win your heart For I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying I love you...
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Hello... is it me you're looking for?
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We're going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come onand sing along! We're going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along!
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I would start dancing on the ceiling Oh, what a feeling! When we're dancing on the ceiling!
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I guess I need to say I'm sorry I didn't mean to make a fool of myself over you I only wanted just to love you But now that were through I can't get over you.
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She's a brick... House. The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back!
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one nightstand. All Night Long! (all night)...
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I keep on living in confusion, wondering where I am at Trying to figure out if I should do this thing or that I can't see the future, and I can't change the past But I'm feeling that this love of ours just ain't gonna last I've been down one time, two times, three times, fou I've been waiting for times to get better, And I…
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because she didn't accept me for who I really am and what all being me entails
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He refused to portuguese omlete
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The light will devour
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imbibe, superfluous, petrichor
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because he thought I was a he
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because she pregnant with my gay brother's baby and sold it to a man in Uzbekistan for a heard of Llamas. to make matters worse she got my 7 year old nephew addicted to heroin and has started a bicycle gange stealing other kids iphones to sell for drug money... it was too much and love isn't always enouh.
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Depends on if there is an offer of beer, bacon, or ice cream?
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I KNEW IT!!!
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Wait, seriously? lol
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My freaking water bottle! Dang cleaning crew...
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Sweat, Dirt, Axe, and perhaps a hint of barley
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Single, 34, Personal Finance Advisor
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an Athena Complex?
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I think I'm a lovely person... though maybe I've read the Grapes of Wraith a few too many times...
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Well if he knocks her up then he can have the udders and the milk? Win/Win?
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I think you should just knock her up and then change your mind about the whole relationship. I mean, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free and leave all the responsibility on her? Amirite?
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Only if it's unbleached and slightly damaged.
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OH my!!! *eagerly awaits this treasure* @Burning2Much - I'll send him Burt Reynold's nudes. Excuse me, I'm slow but I'll do the same for sunprincess, as well.
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Which is why you should look forward to Christmas. I'm thinking an Erotic tale of an MFP orgy with drama, leather, and a slight bit of humor. 50 shades ain't got nothin' on me!
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I would go around MFP and gather up noods and send her a whole internet equivalent of an attaché case of noods with well written pornographic stories and a tape recorder with sex sounds. enjoy
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