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Who needs numbers when you have a fish?

Because... I just... I had to share it... as wrong as it is...

NOPE! We all know what Thigh Gap means now!!!

Beacuse I believe there can never be too much david bowie...

I quit almot 2 years ago... and that thought does things to me too...

BWHAHAHAH Yeeeessssss

Or your post work out cigarrette, when your lungs are all fresh and your body is tingly and then you ruin the purity of what you just did for you body by defiling it with tar, smoke, and rat poison... god... those were the best...

I miss smoking... there is nothing like that post first cigarrette and coffee poop...

Does calories in < calories out really work?

^^^ Too busy taking confessions to keep count.

I really and a false name... *runs away crying* okay, I'm over it.

That sounds somewhat trauamatic... lol. And enough of a reason for me not to do it. lol. At least with pantyhose you can just tear and buy new ones later... that actually sounds really hot now that I think about it...

I would imagine that would get in the way of the undressing portion of the evening... I mean... I've tried wearing spanx before and it was like trying to stuff sausage... there can't possibly be anything sexy about having to take it off in front of someone? There are always blindfolds I guess... all of this is in the…

I don't usually accept drinks from guys if I have no interest in them. I don't play games nor do I lead guys on. I politely decline with a thank you and continue having fun with friends. The only exception is if someone wants to buy me a drink because they liked a song I sang at Karaoke or along those lines.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!! *noms on both... at the SAME TIME*

I researched it last week whenever it popped up on facebook because I thought it was ridiculous then and I KNOW it's ridiculous NOW.

yeah, this isn't even a little true. Edited: Okay, the predisposed by genetics is true.. the loose lady bits is not

best answer. lol.

I would say you are already at 11.

I would definitely say you are more 11 than 15.

I think you more resemble 3

I would say you look closer to 5 than 2

I would say you look like a 5. On your way to a 7