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*takes her tray to the band nerd table* I can't believe I wore blue and gray on pink day...

I that it is a fantastic idea. I know many places that do the same thing and they have an extra day to do things. It always seems like the weekend is too short and with an extra employees have another day to recover from their weekend going ons. Besides, what's two more hours a day? Once you get home from work there isn't…

Tattoos have a strange ability to make my undies fall off and fly across the room and my hips uncontrollably thrust towards the tattooed one...

I swear to you, once you add whiskey all you notice is a reduced amount of foam at the top and a sweet caramelly undertone... Then you get up to do something and notice that you are white girl wasted.

Diet barq's Root Beer Rules All!!!! it also is dangerous when mixed with whiskey and makes one drunk far too easily.

This is the number one problem I have that and I spend too much time playng around with my MFP peeps than I do working...

I think there is definitely fault on both sides. I do have to say that I do not see anything wrong with the spreadsheet. From the looks of it he needed data to back up his claim, it was how he presented said data that was wrong. Also, in all fairness... he DID communicate with her by sharing that with her. It was the wrong…

Waterslide Tester Xylophonist?

You know that I grew up in a trailer park, ERIN!!! We barely had toilets in our outhouses in west texas and couldn't flush that often otherwise the septic tanks would back up and we would have to trek the river of human escrements... okay. I am still not used to this whole freaking city living thing... you are so.…

break up

Some of us don't care about stuff like lamps so how are we to know there isn't something like that. Anyway, good troll. Op. Way to go.

I instantly got Song for the Dumped by Ben Folds Five stuck in my head when reading this title. OP, as nice as the lamp is and as much as you like it is from HIS uncle and his family and it seems to me that anything that was gifted to the two of you from his family has the right to go with him. How would you feel if it was…

As I said to my friend... what the holy mouth watering amazement is this!? It really does sound awesome.. I will have to make this... perhaps with some toast and goat cheese...

I love facial fur... as long as it's not a pedostache... I've so rarely met a man who can wear a mustache sans beard without looking like he wants to molest children...

I love tattoos but I do agree that there are a lot of bad ones. I have one tattoo that takes up the whole of the inside of my arm. I love it, my body doesn't and had a Koebner phenomenon happen so the tattoo isn't perfect like it was when it was first done but if I get it touched up then it should be fine. I want more if…

I once lost a man to the bush... he was never found once he ventured forth into that wild territory...

I did too!!! I was a giant weeping baby!

That's not what you said last night when you showed me your ankle!...

... I think I need an xanax after reading that...

This! Also, dating is rough. It can be awkward or you can try and make it fun. Even if you have a terrible dating pool you can try and make the most of it. At least walk away with some great stories... even if they were painful when they were happening.

Would it be weird to say that this picture turns me on?

Um, of course. That's exactly what you do. as well as sugar and creme, so that they have sustenance. Then when you have people like this the faeries will make them disappear. Also I hear they are good house sitters....

but... but...

No... but occasionally I put hats on my cats and put tape on their feet. It's like a silent feline tap dancing show...

Once, on a first date, a guy picked me up, opened the door for me, and took me to The Ranger's Game. I have never been to a baseball game before and his family had season passes right behind the pitcher's mound. I had a blast, even though I didn't care about Baseball. It was fun and I enjoyed seeing him so empassioned…

When I saw myself in the picture in my profile and realised how far gone I was. Then went to the doctor and they wanted to put me on heart medicine. I lost a good amount and then they found out I had a thyroid disorder and it's been difficult during the stupid medication transition but it's not going to stop me. Just…

From personal experience, living with close friends is a TERRIBLE idea... at least for girls. I have yet to meet friends who ended a living together with a better, or even as strong relationship, as they had before living together.

I highly doubt you will have any problems, dear...seeing as the cost of living and housing here is literally a quarter of what it is in California. Fort Worth, by the way.