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I put my two year old on the phone to talk to them. Last time I put them on speaker phone, and they sat there in silence for about 5 minutes before hanging up.

^^THIS

Obviously you're talking to the wrong girls dude, because I know there are tons of ladies out there who just love skinny dudes.

I'm going to agree with PP that you obviously don't have kids. 99.9% of the time, if my kid pitches a fit in public and I can't redirect her attentions withing two minutes, I will leave my cart and exit the store, but that .1% of the time, there just isn't that option, which is probably the case. The father was probably…

Go back and look at your measurements, that should be all the proof you need that you're making progress! Don't obsess over the scale!

New piercings and new clothes. That's it.

If it wasn't such a sensitive subject to me, I would, but it looks like pizza dough that has been stretched too far and smashed back together about a thousand times. I'm over two years post delivery, and I still have deep purple stretchmarks all over.

Several times when I was younger. One followed me for years, and managed to get every new screen name and email I had, leading me to believe it was someone I actually knew. It got to a point where I filed a complaint with my local police department, though nothing ever came of it. Eventually I learned to make myself was…

I've done it in my younger days, but I wouldn't ever do it after having had my kid. My body is a trainwreck.

The town I used to work in has an orthodontist named Dr. Smiley, not a terrible name, but still really funny. Same town also had a veterinarian named Dr. Katz.

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I've also heard Chlamydia as a girl's name.

ABCDE- pronounced ab-see-duh My middle school psychologist was named Richard Seamen. He went by **** for short. Every single day for three years his name was called over the intercom at least once. ha.

The fact that I went from a size 4/6 pre-pregnancy to a size 20 post. Gross.

Oops, nevermind! I agree with the date coupon!

quinoa, couscous, cottage cheese, blue cheese, hummus

I have child-sized hands. Like, ten year old status. It's proportionate on me, but when comparing my hand with other people, even shorties like myself, my hands are always the smallest.

Don't hate it, embrace it! I love me some roman noses!

I've had my collarbones done twice, sterum done twice, my lobes have two holes in each (one set stretched to 0g), my septum done twice, my lower lip pierced three times, a HCH, and a christina. The worst pain for me were my lobes and my lip, and I would still get my lip pierced again.

I've had my collarbones and sternum pierced twice each. They were less painful than having my ears or lip pierced (those were the two piercings that hurt the worst when I got them done). I will agree that they are a pain to maintain. The second time I had to take out my collarbones a small child went to hug me and knocked…

I wrote hotter erotica when I was in high school.

I do make some damned amazing sammies, especially when they involve beef and cheese.

Pregnancy coupled with an unbelievably intolerant and stressful work environment.

McDonald's Chocolate Lava Cakes Chips Soda

I have no advice either, but I can sympathize. I breastfed for 16 months, and gained weight during that time. After my daughter turned a year old, I started going back to the gym and lowered my calories and lost nothing. It's been 9 months since I started back at the gym, and 6 months since I stopped bfing, and only now…

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My goodness, I am seriously impressed by all of these transformations. You guys are looking fiiiiiiiiiiine! Maybe this will inspire my boyfriend to start working out again!

I rarely discuss my goal weight with anyone. I'm going by what is healthy for my height, but I guess since I was skinny for most of my life nobody would ever question my goal weight as being too skinny.

I used to get a medium 10pc nugget plus a double hamburger at McDonald's. I also used to be able to eat miso soup, salad, appetizers, and between 4 and 8 special rolls at my local sushi place in one sitting. That's a lot! ^Both of those were when I was actually fit and skinny. Weird. I can't eat close to that much of…

God, I love Firefly and Serenity so so much! I wish they would freaking bring it back! lol