GretchenReine Member

I was in tears I was laughing so hard! How horrible is that since I have had arms that were so sore it hurt to dress myself!

You're too sweet but I am not the author...no clue who wrote it but it had to be shared! I could've written a lot of it though!!!

^^^This Chickens every where are thanking you for sticking up for them!

That's awesome...but if you've been here a year already...you know MFP does not qualify as a respectful, free from sarcasm community! It's a lovely thought though!

You want to FAKE a co-morbidity??? REALLY???

I'm with you! I have friends that are fans that I love dearly...will never respect the boys though! HTTR!!!

Good job! Sorry to hear this Lee! What a shame that people think it's that important to cheat.

What they didn't tell you was...the postman had gotten some "magical beans" from some guy named Jack and they made him really hungry so he was binging. He stopped smoking those and the munchies stopped.

I read this one too!

Have you tried wearing your HRM to test this???

So excited to see you on here! I can't imagine you needing to lose 50 pounds...but...only you know the real number! ;-) You've got plenty of family here to help you out!!! Love you!

You win!!! I'm sure those oreos were super yummy!!!

Deep fried butter maybe? LOL

I'm going to blame peanut butter for my weight problems from now on!!!

I have the Garmin Forerunner 110 and that tracks the distance as well as calorie burned.

Ok, considering I have never in my life been a VS size...I find their commercials a bit hypocritical. Love your body campaign...yes...love your body if you can see every bone in it!!! I'm not down to their size yet but I've been working on it. Not sure I want to shop there...just want to be able to say I can!!!

She's going to be tried by a jury of her peers...she'll get away with it too!!!

Flashlights are a hell of a lot cheaper!!!

Mine just recently joined!

Have you thought about consulting a physician? They can probably prescribe something!

I stopped reading at the post about calories! I'm offended that someone would mention something like that here. This is a fitness site and we don't use the C word!!! ;-)

I drive a blue 2011 Acura MDX. I absolutely positively love Betsy! Hubby drives a 2012 Acura TL that I drive on days he takes Betsy in for service or to be cleaned. :wink:

Wow, what an improvement! Love the pictures!

Thanks Lee and Jules! I'm so excited for this to start! I'll let you know as soon as Team 6 has a name.

As obnoxious as this whole thread is...it's like a freakin' train wreck...you just can't look away!!!

Might I suggest following up with the surgeon? I've had gastric bypass (2003) and went to him for advice on what my actual weight should be. I was almost 400 pounds when I had it and am 211 now (after getting back up just over 300). The last time I saw my surgeon he actually was impressed with how I'm doing now and feels…

I tell my 3 year old this all the time!!! LOL

That's exactly what I'm wearing today!!!

Football season!