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Jesus christ i think they make action movies about your life! wait that was only the second? crimes all the time, this isn't a particulalry good area of london HYE: tried to escape the police?

Hey there, i'm always open to new supportive friends

1800-1900 maintenance doesn't quite seem right for a man, even a smaller one.

My parents and oh god no.....NO......NOOOOO!!!! HYE: had a Life scarring experience

I don't care i'll hug anyone

spongebob

Not gonna lie, old episodes of buffy the Vampire Slayer

There's definately something in the closet, but it isn't my nerdiness. it's out here helping my cellotape the closet shut

As a big spoon i promise my hands will not go anywhere inappropriate, or smudge the writing!

Grab (and if he wanted to stay horizontal i'd carry him around with me like a ladder)

it's wasn't so much a dumping as 'she forgot i existed', i think she was busying watching people work out

The reflection may warrant sunglasses but stay

I fear i'm not white enough

If you and the person in the family picture are one and the same then you've not only gotten younger but you've become a brunette bombshell

I haven't had a proper meals in a couple of days

That Hypnotic facial symmetry

I could never live knowing i couldn't eat a beefy steak. HYE believed in magic (witch like magic)

That smile! If my teeth were as good as that i would never close me mouth. The necklace kind of looks like bad teeth right after look at those good teeth (all i could think of)

Yes but i usually find i can't afford the fare to get there. HYE: met someone who looks so similar to you they could be a long lost relative?

Best: very nice firm ermm.... you know those two.... hmmm..... i like the sparkles worst: someone has drawn words on them! fiends!

I doubt it, i'm kind of a ****

mountain-climbing (does it count if its hyphonated?)

I didn't look as good as breesie in a red dress, i just couldn't compete, their love was too strong. ....even with my pretty pink stillettoes

That's a pretty friendly looking crotch mate

It sounds like someone is new to the internet, it also runs on the tears of children and the innocent

I brought us two tickets for a romantic cruise...sadly it was on a battleship going to the middle-east Her smile is her putting on a brave face as she looks over the side of the deck and see's terrorist soldiers...

The happening

Not that i know of! have you ever had your own proposal rejected