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Ninja
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Jesus christ i think they make action movies about your life! wait that was only the second? crimes all the time, this isn't a particulalry good area of london HYE: tried to escape the police?
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Hey there, i'm always open to new supportive friends
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1800-1900 maintenance doesn't quite seem right for a man, even a smaller one.
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My parents and oh god no.....NO......NOOOOO!!!! HYE: had a Life scarring experience
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I don't care i'll hug anyone
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spongebob
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Not gonna lie, old episodes of buffy the Vampire Slayer
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There's definately something in the closet, but it isn't my nerdiness. it's out here helping my cellotape the closet shut
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As a big spoon i promise my hands will not go anywhere inappropriate, or smudge the writing!
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Grab (and if he wanted to stay horizontal i'd carry him around with me like a ladder)
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it's wasn't so much a dumping as 'she forgot i existed', i think she was busying watching people work out
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The reflection may warrant sunglasses but stay
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I fear i'm not white enough
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If you and the person in the family picture are one and the same then you've not only gotten younger but you've become a brunette bombshell
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I haven't had a proper meals in a couple of days
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That Hypnotic facial symmetry
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I could never live knowing i couldn't eat a beefy steak. HYE believed in magic (witch like magic)
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That smile! If my teeth were as good as that i would never close me mouth. The necklace kind of looks like bad teeth right after look at those good teeth (all i could think of)
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Yes but i usually find i can't afford the fare to get there. HYE: met someone who looks so similar to you they could be a long lost relative?
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Best: very nice firm ermm.... you know those two.... hmmm..... i like the sparkles worst: someone has drawn words on them! fiends!
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I doubt it, i'm kind of a ****
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mountain-climbing (does it count if its hyphonated?)
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I didn't look as good as breesie in a red dress, i just couldn't compete, their love was too strong. ....even with my pretty pink stillettoes
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That's a pretty friendly looking crotch mate
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It sounds like someone is new to the internet, it also runs on the tears of children and the innocent
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I brought us two tickets for a romantic cruise...sadly it was on a battleship going to the middle-east Her smile is her putting on a brave face as she looks over the side of the deck and see's terrorist soldiers...
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The happening
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Not that i know of! have you ever had your own proposal rejected