shellebelle87 Member

Holy frack your ring is gorgeous!!! I am suffering from severe ring envy right now!!!!

I found the perfect ring set, bf didnt like it because he thought it should cost more, looked online at it again this week and it has gone up $900, but that's his fault hahahha. I am hoping and hoping that he gets me that one, he knows what I like but this way I know I will have a ring I love, and not one I only like. It's…

I just lost it, dying at my desk now :smile:

What's this buffet thread that old mate was getting blasted on? I must have missed it :frown:

Never snuck out, but definitely lied about where I was going. Thing was, half the time I would trip myself up somehow and mum would always find out and then I would get in trouble and get grounded, but that usually only lasted a day. But there were some doozies that I got punished for. That sucked hahahah

I read that some random celebrity was tipping the scales at 65 kg. I was like wtf?? How on earth is that tipping the scales?!!!

Jessica has always struggled with her weight. She was unhealthy for her "Dukes" appearance, then gained back and everyone said she was fat, lost again and got criticised for being too thin, gained, lost, gained, lost. Exactly what we're going through but we don't have the entire world watching us. Who cares if she gained…

Gah I am in a slump right now, have been for about 4 months. I really want to lose this extra weight, but I cant be bothered exercising. I still eat 90% healthy, but I give myself some snacks. I know what I need to do, but life gets in the way. Most days I would rather cuddle up with my partner and watch a movie then go…

That's the way it should be!!! I always change it if I can!!!

How would farting in front of your husband ruin your "ravishing sex life"? :huh: People can have manners and still be able to relax and let a fart go, you know.

I pop my partners pimples, on his face and back, it relaxes him, just grab a few cotton tips and pop away! It's kind of satisfying when you get a big one hahahha Yes I know it's gross, but meh, life goes on.

Oh it could never be on purpose! How unladylike! :tongue:

Hahhaha man I wish this site had a "like" button!!

Hahaha I've heard of the red wings but not while taking a lunch break down there, but that happened to a friend of mine hahahha he was so grossed out afterwards hahahahah Edit: if we mean the same thing?

Hahah it would be gross, for sure, but would they freak out and break up with their partner out of sheer embarrassment? Or you would you have a laugh and move on?

What happens if you accidentally menstruate on your partner? Does the world implode?

*grabs pearls* My stars! You are no lady! Best be off before the prim people come after you! :drinker:

I can't believe how many people have their knickers in a knot over pooping and farting. As if you can say you have never lady tooted in front of a man. If you say you never have, I am afraid I have to call you a liar. Everyone does it, no point being a princess about it. I may not poop in front of my partner but I always…

Calm down. It's an expression. Have you really never said "***** please?" If not, my most humble apologies. If so, get over it. I was not calling you a b!tch.

:noway: I've said this before, and I will say it again, does that mean my partner doesnt respect me because he farts in front of me all the time? Do I not respect him because I always tell him when I have to poop?

Poor boy! Did she have an excuse?

Hahah ouch.

What a bummer!!! Where's the guy half of this love affair? We need to know what happened!!!

Same :ohwell:

Hahah this is exactly how I am, fortunately I found a partner who hates people and going places more then I do, so keep looking! They are out there!!!

:flowerforyou: Hahha I was surprised no one else had said it yet!

I was 12 for my first kiss. For my first proper kiss (tongue), I was 13, just finished yr 8 and went to the movies with a friend, met these random guys out the front and we ended up seeing a movie together, and I got my first kiss then. No idea what his name is, or what he looks like. Clearly he made a good impression…

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

I actually want to change my inital guess form Miranda to Mindy. You remind me of Mindy off the Simpsons :smile:

Arent we supposed to make a name based on appearance? Not their actual name?