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Technique!? What's that? I just pummel until one of us is unconscious.

If I was really into a girl and she said something direct like "Man, wouldn't we make an awesome thin couple? Let's give it a shot." then I would jump right on it. Or maybe he will kill himself. I'm not good with this stuff.

http://dermnetnz.org/bacterial/wound-infection.html ETA: OP, glad you got away from it. There is nothing but opportunity in front of you now. :)

I specialize in bar fights with a focus on bloodletting. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done.

Sounds like it's at least worth a test drive.

That's the worst, especially when it's unexpected. Someone told me recently that it's super rare that two people who are at the same point in their lives meet, and even more rare that they click. The timing thing seems to be what screws up the almost-perfect ones.

+ Bacardi (For the zombie present)

I only date military men.

Everybody always loves the white elephants that are booze. They always get traded for. So, booze.

I'd much prefer to find the woman of "Yo". Sounds hip, like she could teach me how to break dance or something.

I'm sort of of the opinion that every single act is a selfish act. Any decision we make is ultimately meeting our own needs. People who feel the need to act in a way that benefits other people or the world in general, however, are a-okay in my book. I don't see why an act of love can't appear to be something that is…

I confess that I frequently log in and check the SP group on Friday and Saturday nights. I see that no one has posted for a day or so and realize it's because other people have a life.

Sounds like you're having a successful Movember so far... mine is coming in like a 15 year old cancer patient.

I got back from Thailand late last night - so right now doing boring *kitten* like unpacking and laundry. No plans; I think I exploded my dating life by disappearing for a month. Picked up these two statues while I was out there, so maybe I'll just stare at them for a while. They're made from reclaimed metal and the detail is…

Dammit, posted in wrong Friday thread. :)

Sounds like those people could use a refresher in physics. Where do they think this extra mass comes from a few days later? Their pores grow extra large and they absorb it through mid air? :)

Because I have issues. Is that a good answer for a first date?

1.) Put on an "I Love Cops" T-shirt 2.) Go to local biker bar 3.) Kick over Harley That usually kicks off a great training session.

Side note: Do we believe what is on Doctor Phil? I don't know, I don't watch it. Is it real or more like Springer where they pay the guests to say what they think is entertaining?

You should have brought a real gun and used that. THAT would get their attention.

I sort of forgot it was Halloween and read a book until I fell asleep. I'm in Thailand right now and nobody here gives a *kitten* about Halloween. Too bad, it's my favorite holiday! Hope you all had a blast.

I know the feeling! Try to spin it as motivation and think how great you will feel when you get there, knowing what you had to battle to achieve the results. As for the present, there are a ton of things to feel happy about other than your weight. See if you can visualize a recent success and try to stick with that feeling…

It depends... did their spouse die in a tragic boating "accident" and inherit a millionaire's estate? I think I could date a murderer for the right boat.

Settle down, now. I didn't say that. I just pointed out that you were talking about speaking with people from church. People from all walks of life use someone's past experiences to judge their present character. I get it - what else are you supposed to use with someone you don't know? You can't just get to know everyone,…

To be fair, your post was very specifically about church.

It doesn't matter to me, but I guess I'd like to know about it eventually. I assume there might be some logistics involved, maybe legal issues pending or something. Don't really care though. Actually, it's the type of experience that someone could probably learn a lot from and become a better person if they become aware of…

Funny, many people have a goal that includes removing pants. I think you're ahead of the curve with just foregoing them from the start. *takes notes*

I don't think this has to do with GUYS not liking women's accomplishments. It's just about PEOPLE not wanting to hear someone toot their own horn on the first date. Same as I said above. Humbleness is also very attractive, so I agree with your strategy just not the one-sidedness of it. I'm specifically into the current…

That's exactly what I'm saying. If you make people feel uncomfortable trumpeting your awesomeness, they will probably leave. I don't think people are intimidated by awesome people, they are annoyed by people who are always insisting they are awesome. Just my two cents.

I often hear people talk about their positive traits being the reason why they can't sustain a relationship. And usually, the not-sustaining is blamed on the other party for recognizing these traits. That's called narcissism. Intelligence is sexy. Confidence is sexy. Look elsewhere. ;)