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I use my dog. Too bad I'm not into dudes, because they seem to swarm on her. I've had this conversation with her many times, but she doesn't quite seem to get it. Ladies, why do you hate animals?

Well, this explains why I like ladies with pointy ears and huge penises.

What kind of pansy Krav class is teaching that? Sometimes, when I see someone on the street who reminds me of a mugger from a TV show, I walk up and start throwing blows. I should be teaching self defense classes.

Running is not a self defense. I don't agree with the school of thought saying defending yourself is dangerous and you should simply give in to any threat of violence. It's that sort of passivity that breeds these would-be attackers. They know you will roll over. Most of them would rather select a victim who isn't going to…

I love Muay Thai - it is direct and violent. However, it is a martial art and not a self defense skill. Same with boxing, BJJ, etc. They are helpful in a street fight if you know what you are doing but not what I think you are looking for. Krav Maga, on the other hand, is perfect. I've been to some classes and it is pretty…

My little brother confirmed. He just graduated college, so it's a cool gift for him. I'll save the sexin' for coworkers wives and daughters. ;)

I associated that photo with something other than "F" until I googled the acronym. ;)

Thanks for the great advice everyone! All joking aside, ideally I would have been able to bring a girl that I was interested in romantically and was working on developing a relationship with. Definitely don't need advice on how to pick up a crazy chick who wants to use me, I'm really good at that already, but thanks Janie…

Excellent advice all around. I actually don't know the policy on #1, I will check it out!

No FWBs in the picture. I think I'm going to invite my mom or a coworker who didn't make the cut and save the banging for another time, like suggested above. Later folks!

How you doin'? Sadly, Cedar Rapids is a little bit out of my dating circle. ;)

Yeah, I thought about that. Unfortunately, it's also the reason why I don't want any of my friends going. A hooker might actually be less of a risk than any of them. ;)

We've been seeing each other for 3 months, sleep overs, not seeing anyone else, all that, so 7 days together didn't seem like such a wild stretch. She mentioned that she likes to go out and "get crazy" and because I've sort of moved on from that phase in my life that she doesn't see "us" going anywhere. Basically me not…

Hi Anna!

I deleted my POF recently. I was tired of all the horny old men.

When I am single, I often forget to clear the browser history on my computer. Occasionally it will operate slowly. Midget bondage porn can really drag a hard drive down. What a *****.

Every time I read that name on here I want to pump my fist in the air and chant it over and over. RUFIO! RUFIO!

I'm probably meeting up with a girl I've been dating on Saturday. She asked me the other night if I'm seeing anyone else, so it's time to have the "relationship talk". I'm still undecided on what I'm going to say. Honestly not sure I want to be in a relationship right now unless the person makes my knees shake. She's…

Eh, reply deleted. It was a troll.

I began typing something up about how I wouldn't even let my wife sleep over at my house but it just didn't come out right. Hi everyone - hope you are all doing well!

That's a great upgrade on my tactic, I will give it a shot.

You PROMISED me that was confidential! Kit - the pinball museum was pretty rad, but not very conducive to a first date. It was very loud and I was tempted to pay too much attention to the games. I will be going back again with buddies. :) edit: I always edit, don't worry about the why.

Ladies, this whole paying-for-dates tired argument has absolutely nothing to do with our desire to get in your bank account. We just want you to physically pull out your wallet at some point, without us suggesting it. Actually, I would never suggest it - sounds tacky and cheap. I have no intention of letting you actually…

1.) "Accidentally" leave my wallet in the car - it's empty anyways 2.) Crack a couple gay-jokes so she knows I'm not one of them, but make it clear that lesbians are cool as long as they don't wear flannels and trucker hats 3.) Make a point to tell any bums asking us for change to get a real job - girls like confidence 4.)…

Yes, because that's like 10 million dollars in Thailand so it's cool. Also, you'll go home with a debilitating STD so it's even. Edit: Removed serious comment because I would rather just go with this.

"*kitten* of unknown decent" ... cute butt on a mixed-ethnicity girl I don't know why that one sticks out in my head.

Yes.

I'm not interesting in nailing someone when I'm not turned on. Knowing that someone is really into me is a huge turn on. Knowing that someone is using me for my money is a huge turn off. So, all moral issues aside - it is not for me. Edit: Oh also, I have a very hard time accepting any type of gift from anyone. I also have…

LOL, yeah this girl is more than a little wacked out. :)